I like to eat Spinach. [1] Sometimes, it seems as though Unicorns are the only logical creatures.[2] If you use a monkey butt to tell the time, you will always be incorrect and people will laugh at you.[3]

Jessica's Likes and Dislikes, according to a Well-informed Friends

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Jessica, as many know, is a complete weirdo.[4] She regularly does strange things, which no can explain, most certainly not herself.[1]

Bibliography

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  1. ^ a b "Breaking News, World News & Multimedia". Retrieved 2016-11-10.
  2. ^ Netzley, Patricia (2001). Unicorns. San Diego: Lucent Books. pp. 2–3. ISBN 9781560066873.
  3. ^ Liu, Ken (2012-04-19). "Monkeys". Nature. 484 (7394): 410–410. doi:10.1038/484410a. ISSN 0028-0836.
  4. ^ Turcios, Mirna E.; Agarwal, Naresh Kumar; Watkins, Linda (2014-09-01). "How Much of Library and Information Science Literature Qualifies as Research?". The Journal of Academic Librarianship. 40 (5): 473–479. doi:10.1016/j.acalib.2014.06.003.

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