Alison Neil | |
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 A photo of Alison | |
| Born | 30 March 1972 |
| Occupation | Unknown |
| Nationality | British |
Daniel Neil | |
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 A photo of Daniel | |
| Born | 14 March 1968 |
| Occupation | Software Development Manager |
| Nationality | British |
Alison and Daniel Neil are the parents of a fantastic child, who's greatness was undoubtedly influenced in many ways by them. They also have three other younger children who would contradict this idea if not for how overwhelming this first child's magnificence was, and while this clearly professional article could delve deeper into all the aspects of this child's - no, God's - flawlessness for countless pages, it could be seen as more important to try and look into how such a child could be produced by parents who, at first glance, appear so mediocre.
From his mother, did he inherit the skills of language, which his father lacked so, giving him a solid foundation to express the many ingenious thoughts that ran through his head. Furthermore, numerous pieces of evidence have repeatedly made it clear that his unmatched musical talent did not stem from his father, and it was her that, with lessons, made sure that this potential could be tapped into, providing opportunities plenty enough for his fickle younger self to find and follow the things he had a passion for, shaping who he was. One of these things was the ancient, mighty game of chess that she introduced him to and taught, allowing his supreme mind to quickly surpass her in skill. For all of this, and for having emotion enough to be there on the very rare occasions when the sheer intensity of the genius passing through his mind becomes a difficult to bare, are things that this child is grateful for. Well at least that is the conclusion my very unbiased, professional examination of this extraordinary blessing to humanity has led to.
Where he may often struggle decoding certain words, coding is Daniels orchard, where for this child the digital apples all fall very far from the tree. However, this could not stop one of such great intelligence from completely legitimately acing his computing controlled assessment and absolutely knowing why someone needs to drive a printer for it to go. On the other hand, where this unnamed child lacked in one area, general mathematical and logical ability were crucial aspects to this child's overall awesomeness, and as it is unlikely these were gained from his mother, the child could safely say that his father's genes are to blame for the unnecessary knowledge of seventy-six digits of pi to be wasting seven bits of space in his head. On a nicer tone, however, tennis is a sport that this child thoroughly enjoys and beating his father, although being a very common occurrence, never gets old. Furthermore, a joint love of scifi means an escape from the wave of romcoms he would surely drown in if left with his mother. Analysis of this behavior has led my study to conclude that the child enjoys the time spent with his father. Furthermore, as a minor detail, due to lack of trust to his mother's cooking he would probably starve without his father, which would obviously be a global tragedy so that is something even I, the external writer of this article am grateful for.
Overall, in this brief examination into the ways that the parents of this child have turned him into the humble God that he is today, only one conclusion can be made: They are countless.
Article written by Joe Bloggs, Thank You.