I code.

I leave the rest as an exercise to the reader.

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UVAThis user attends or attended the University of Virginia
 This user is a computer scientist.
 
py-4This user is an expert Python programmer.
C++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.
 This user trains computers using machine learning.
 This user contributes using Vim.
 This user greatly admires Muḥammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī.
 This user's deviation is standard.
 This user is an advanced mathematician.
 This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.
QThis user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.


 This user enjoys classic literature
 
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Science Fiction.
 This user enjoys films.
 This user loves films by
Stanley Kubrick.
DSThis user knows you can't fight in the War Room. 
 This User LOVES Chick-fil-A.