Jessie Murdoch
Name Jessie Murdoch
Age Unknown
Gender Female
Location East Kilbride
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown
Race White (UK)
Hair Grey Army Crew Cut
Eyes Blue/Grey


enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
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sco
This user can speak Scottish English.
A pigeon. This user is a pigeon fancier.
This user likes goats.
This user likes cows.
This user is currently on
a seefood diet.
This user prefers
New York pizza
This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.
This user eats cheese.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user loves bacon!
This user loves cake.
This user eats Swedish Fish.
This user is absolutely obsessed with sour gummy worms!
This user believes 42 cookies is the answer to life.
This user produces his/her own bitty and drinks it to his/her heart's content.
This user loves sausages.
HEThis user's favourite subject is Home Economics.
This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.
♀This user is female.
18+This user is an adult.
ScotlandAlbannach
This user is proud to be Scottish.
This user is a Dining Attendant.

This user lives in the
European Union.
This user lives in East Kilbride, Scotland.
This user would like to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy Burns Day.
This user observes British Summer Time during the summer.
This user never promised you a rose garden
Creation is goodThis user creates their own userboxes.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.
BLo This user has a Bachelor of Lotions degree.
BSp This user has a Bachelor of Spankology degree.
UoC This user attended the University of Chapelton

Jessie Murdoch has worked as a Dining Attendant in Claremont High School, East Kilbride since the school opened in 1970 and continues to do so in Calderglen High School now that the South Lanarkshire Schools Modernisation Programme (Phase 1) has been completed.

In Claremont High School, there were two houseblocks: Bute/Crawford and Everest/Fraser (now known as Houseblock Two and One respectively. Jessie worked in the Everest/Fraser cafeteria and has provided over thirty years of loyal service to the school.

At lunch, her duties involve:

However, her work doesn't stop there. During class times, Jessie helps out in the Faculty of Home Economics and Physical Education, nominally in the Department of Home Economics. Here, her duties include: