Received (Some of these are sarcastic)

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  The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
I, Durova, award Jehochman the Defender of the Wiki Barnstar for a swift and efficient response to a disruptive campaign that may have been a script-driven attempt to carry a business grievance onto Wikipedia. DurovaCharge! 08:59, 14 May 2007 (UTC)


  The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
I, Carsten Cumbrowski aka Roy/SAC herby award you with this Barnstar for your hard work at the now featured article to SEO. roy<sac> Talk! .oOo. 08:40, 1 June 2007 (UTC)


  The Original Barnstar
Thank you very much for your copy-edit of Sheerness during its FAC. Epbr123 22:08, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
 
I, Durova, recognize Jehochman with the Triple Crown for exceptional content improvements to Wikipedia. Thank you for all you do. DurovaCharge! 21:22, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  The Original Barnstar
I noticed that your edits were impressive and so I've decided to award you this Original barnstar! Wikidudeman (talk) 05:58, 15 October 2007 (UTC)


  The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
Awarded to Jehochman for a brave edit this template won't let me include here, natch. I'm seriously impressed and humbled by your actions, which I don't know if I would live up to in similar circumstances, to my shame. I tip my hat to you, good sir. ➔ REDVEЯS isn't wearing pants


  The Sandwich of Exceptional Excellence
I, Folic Acid, award you, Jehochman, this Sandwich of Exceptional Excellence (Potato Salad of Congeniality cluster, 1st class) for your outstanding conduct to date as an admin (and a new one, at that).

 Folic_Acid | talk  13:28, 19 October 2007 (UTC)


  The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
I'm impressed by your suprising acts of civilry and good faith toward Matt57, dispite the conflicts, so I award you this barnstar. Yahel Guhan 18:12, 26 October 2007 (UTC)


  The Sri Lanka Reconciliation Award
For your merits in bringing about the Sri Lanka dispute resolution, the WikiProject Sri Lanka Reconciliation herewith presents you this Sri Lanka specific award, which is the blossom of one of the world's most loved drinks. — Sebastian 05:29, 16 November 2007 (UTC)


  The Barnstar of Diligence
For your hard work towards the Cause! Igor Berger (talk) 13:20, 15 January 2008 (UTC)


  The Outlaw Halo Award
This award is given to Jehochman for civility during a past block. When unwritten Wikipedia customs weren't followed, he continued to maintain a spirit of collegiality and understanding. Archtransit (talk) 23:07, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

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  The Barnstar of Diligence
I award you this barnstar for your diligence in sockpuppet investigations. To quote what you said: Through one of these simple cases I exposed a sock of Archtransit and set in motion a chain of events that would ultimately resolve one of the worst cases of sock puppetry ever discovered on Wikipedia." Carcharoth (talk) 22:52, 13 March 2008 (UTC)


  The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
This Barnstar is given for quick and valiant action against a vandal who has harassed many a fine editor. Kudos! Bearian (talk) 19:45, 17 April 2008 (UTC)


  What a Brilliant Idea Barnstar
For that amazing tool I use every day, the Wikipedia Cite tool, I hereby award you the Brilliant Idea Barnstar.Steve Crossin (talk) (review) 03:09, 13 May 2008 (UTC)


  The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
For reversing the decision on Wikipedia:Suspected sock puppets/Fonez4mii I had almost lost faith when nothing was getting done about this. Barryob (Contribs) (Talk) 17:28, 23 June 2008 (UTC)


  Have a Pie!
You are hereby awarded ONE PIE for a simple yet common-sense tweak to the COI policy, an area that sometimes gets ugly. Arakunem


  The Barnstar of Peace
You happened on a situation that was more than met the eye, gathered necessary information and quickly intervened to resolve it. Thank you. Sunray (talk) 01:38, 1 December 2008 (UTC)


  The Special Barnstar
In appreciation of your wonderful contributions to improving the content and character of Wikipedia, and for in celebration of your off-Wiki work in calling positive attention to the project's merits and benefits. Yes, you are special. Ecoleetage (talk) 04:08, 1 December 2008 (UTC)


  The Admin's Barnstar
For helping to solve a hard issue at WP:AE by insisting that the lazy solution of "no action" was not enough. Offliner (talk) 02:35, 29 June 2009 (UTC)


 

User:Jehochman has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian,
and therefore, I've officially declared today as Jehochman's day!
For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian,
enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Jehochman!

Peace,
Rlevse
00:25, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

A record of your Day will always be kept here.


  The Helping Hand Barnstar
This is technically for people helping "new editors" but thank you for your recent assistance. You made the right blocks. Worries :-) The Resident Anthropologist (talk) 01:38, 18 September 2010 (UTC)


  The Barnstar of Good Humor
I just found this. I should block you for NPA, or something. :) NW (Talk) 23:07, 3 October 2010 (UTC)


  The Barnstar of David
For your dedication, however persnickety, to the article currently known as Jewish Control of the Media, I award you a Barnstar of David. Grand High Poobah of Western Bastardia (talk) 07:16, 30 December 2010 (UTC)


  The Admin's Barnstar
A well deserved barnstar for the skilled and appropriate way you intervened on the recent Burford Methodist Church dustup. An excellent examplar of what administrator behavior can, and should be! Epipelagic (talk) 13:51, 7 January 2012 (UTC)


  The Original Barnstar
This barnstar is awarded to everyone who - whatever their opinion - contributed to the discussion about Wikipedia and SOPA. Thank you for being a part of the discussion. Presented by the Wikimedia Foundation.


  The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
For quick and positive action on the edit war on Scottish Knights Templar Sannhet (talk) 12:57, 12 October 2012 (UTC)


  The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
Thank you for this tip. You have no idea how much time I sometimes spend looking for the template change that screwed up an article. NeilN talk to me 00:48, 18 December 2013 (UTC)


  The BLP Barnstar
For actually noting the requirements of policy at the Outrage film article Collect (talk) 14:16, 8 January 2014 (UTC)


  The Brilliant Idea Barnstar
For this edit. Herostratus (talk) 18:47, 14 January 2014 (UTC)
  Trolling admin of the week award
This award is given only to the most dedicated rouge administrators for proficiency in trolling poor unsuspecting editors. I hope you wear this with honor, as you have certainly worked hard to earn it! — Technical 13 (tec) 16:17, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

Stash to be given out

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  Arbitration Barnstar
I, Jehochman, award Username the Arbitration barnstar for (drop in what they did) the Case Name case. . Jehochman Talk 15:22, 25 September 2008 (UTC)