— Wikipedian  —
someday is a better word for maybe
Name
Retroscope
Name in real lifeJacob
Country United States of America
LanguagesEnglish
HandednessRight
Personality typeENFP
Family and friends
Petsa corgi a striped cat & a chat noir
Education and employment
OccupationStudent, Cinema Box Office Attendant
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
HobbiesCollecting knowledge, memories, and experiences.
ReligionChristianity
Interests

The idea that Universe exists

Jacob (late 20th century – ) is an aspiring Wikipedia editor, student, urban-transcendentalist writer, and real life film extra set against the vast backdrop of humanity's vivid collective consciousness. His primary goal in joining the movement for libre knowledge is to ultimately change the course of human history. Whether this is completed by rewording a sentence, fixing an error, writing off of a stub, or creating an entirely new article, Jacob realizes that even the smallest of changes can spiral into a universe-shaking revolution (and yes, this is making reference to the Butterfly effect).

Cardinal traits edit

A cardinal trait is defined as a characteristic that dominates an individual's personality, so that they are often associated with the trait or are famous for that aspect of their personality [1].

Interests edit

A single abstract word cannot be placed upon Jacob's interests to label them as singular field. His passions may seem random or obscure, but the Theory of Everything bolsters his mindset and hints that all aspects of this universe are somehow connected. Some of Jacob's interests include:

Contributions edit

Still ending, and beginning still.

William Cowper, The Task

The reason Jacob joined Wikipedia was to rescue the article about the inventor of the photobooth: Anatol Josepho. Since saving this article from neglected vandalism, he has struggled to find any other articles that need heavy work.

That is why he is on the desperate outlook for something he can improve.

Userboxes edit

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
 This user is a hipster.
 This user believes in creationism.
 This user eats watermelon.
 This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".
This user browses reddit.
 This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.
 This user is interested in sociology.
 This user is interested in history.
 This user loves rainy days.
 This user is a novelist.
 I eventually teach John Titor everything he knows.
 This user is a nocturnal animal.
.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
This space is for rent.
 
This user is interested in the
JFK assassination
and the questions surrounding it.

Goals edit

Life edit

Jacob still does not fully know what he wants to do with his life. Perhaps his experience on Wikipedia will help him forge his path. Nevertheless, he has some bold and daring goals that he will risk life and limb to achieve. Some of his life goals include:

Wikipedia edit

Here is a (somewhat) comprehensive and always growing list of the articles that Jacob hopes to expand.

  1. ^ Cherry, Kendra. "What Are Cardinal Traits?". About Psychology. About.com. Retrieved June 11, 2014.