vandalize this page?: You will be promptly reverted. Repeat offenders may face consequences such as blocks.
fix an error or outdated template/tidbit?: If it is that glaring, I don't really mind, though use your edit summary to elaborate on what you fixed.
shower me with WikiLove or whack me with a trout?: Do it on my talk. But hey, thanks for the WikiLove (unless you are trying to shower me with WikiHate, in which, again, no personal attacks)!
