Reason
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Answer
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"I'm here to leave you a message!"
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You're in the wrong place. Click here and try again there.
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"I'm here to vandalize your page, because you're a *******!"
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Bad idea. You'll be reverted, warned, and/or ban-hammered within seconds. Go find something better to do.
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"I'm here to revert vandalism."
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Thank you. I may not leave a comment on your talk page, but do give yourself a {{cookie}}...it's appreciated.
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"I'm here to steal stuff so I can use it on my user page!"
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Help yourself...from one user page thief to another!
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"I'm here to marvel at your wonderfully clever edit notice."
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Uhh... Ok. Hope you enjoy it....stare as long as you wish.
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