Kingdom of Gruntland | |||||||
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| Anthem: God Save the King | |||||||
| Status | Partially recognized state[1] | ||||||
| Capital and largest city | Grunt City | ||||||
| Official languages | English | ||||||
| Religion | Cult | ||||||
| Demonym(s) | Unggoy | ||||||
| Government | Absolute Monarchy | ||||||
| King | |||||||
• 2016- | Yapyap I | ||||||
| Prime Minister | |||||||
• 2018- | Little Grunt | ||||||
| Legislature | Parliament | ||||||
| Historical era | Afghan Civil War / War on Terror | ||||||
• Mohammad Omar proclaimed Commander of the Faithful | 3 April 1996 | ||||||
| 27 September | |||||||
• Name changed to "Emirate" | 29 October 1997 | ||||||
| 7 October 2001 | |||||||
| 13 November 2001 | |||||||
| 17 December 2001 | |||||||
| 15 August 2021 | |||||||
| Area | |||||||
| 2000 | 587,578 km2 (226,865 sq mi) | ||||||
| Population | |||||||
• 2001 | 26,813,057 | ||||||
| Currency | Afghani | ||||||
| Calling code | +93 | ||||||
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History edit
Federal Theocratic Republic of Mark Kirk | |
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| Capital | Washington DC |
| Largest city | New York City |
| Official languages | English |
| Ethnic groups | 100% Kirkists |
| Religion | Mark Kirk Fundamentalism Catholicism |
| Government | Republic Fascist |
| Mark Kirk | |
| Theocratic Senate | |
| People's Kirk Assembly | |
• | 2025 |
| Population | |
• 2025 estimate | more then 2 (near the top) |
• Census | a few million |
| GDP (PPP) | 2025 estimate |
• Total |  4543456754 |
| Currency | US Dollar (USD) |
| Time zone | UTC+3 |
• Summer (DST) | EST, CST, MST, WST |
| Driving side | right |
The Mark Kirk Republic is a Theocratic country located in North America. It has been rated as a very Authoritarian country which makes it very controversial. It originally had 50 states however in July of 2025 the states ofCalifornia, Oregon, Hawaii, Washinton, and Alaska decided to leave due to laws against criticism of Kirk. The country was created after Mark Kirk was elected president of The United States in the 2024 United States presidential election where he defeated incumbent President Joe Biden of the Democratic Party (United States). Once Kirk was elected he got the attention of the Mark Kirk Cult to help throw a coup against the "deep state" who he believed were Anti Kirkists. The Kirk cult was founded in 2021 by YouTube (channel) America First Mapping however was later handed over to another Channel named Samuel Slepika. The Cult Grew by raiding a Youtube channel named Vince Dao who was a member of an Organization called American Populist Union. This would cause a Civil war to break out in APU between the Populists and Kirkists. Eventually the Populists would surrender when Vince Dao was tired of receiving Death Threats. On January 1st 2022 Mark Kirk was reinstated after an audit that revealed Tammy Duckworth cheated in the 2016 Illinois Senate election. After Kirk was elected in 2024 he changed his party registration from Republican to the Kirk Party. After Mark Kirk had all dissidents in the federal government killed he forced a special election for every senate seat in Februrary of 2025. Due to Kirks overwhelming popularity the Kirk Party won 77 compared to the Democrats 23.
- ^ Only recognized by the Republic of Catmerica, the Republic of Pandaland, the Republic of Parrotland, the Peoples Republic of China, the Russian Federation, North Korea and the State of Palestine.