Idon'texist

Idon'texist
Grouping	Alien
Sub grouping	Hominid-like, Extraterrestial
Country	America
Region	Prattsville, Alabama

Idon'texist
Grouping	Cryptid
Sub grouping	Hominid, Hybrid
Other name(s)	The Swamp-Monster
Country	America
Region	Marais Damné, Louisiana
Habitat	Swamp land

Non-Corporeal Bridge
Ancestor	none, this is a foundational type
Related	invisible bridge, non-existent bridge, lasagna
Descendant	invisible bridge, non-existent bridge
Carries	everything
Span range	infinite
Material	Typically fifth dimensional energy with extra-dimensional space borrowed from the Phantom Zone
Movable	Yes
Design effort	Low
Falsework required	Determined by presence or absence of stupid people

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Idon'texist edit

Idon'texist will work on this article later. Feel free to e-mail me some pizza.

Noexisto trabajará en este artículo más adelante. Sensación libremente al E-mail yo un poco de pizza.

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What is your world view

You scored as Cultural Creative, Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative

81%

Modernist

69%

Postmodernist

69%

Romanticist

69%

Idealist

63%

Existentialist

56%

Materialist

50%

Fundamentalist

31%

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Y'all

This user speaks Southron, y'all.

their, to, your, its, ...

This users english is far from being perfect!.

who

This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with.

infin¦itive

This user chooses to sometimes split infinitives.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

ain't

This user considers ain't standard English usage.

my self-portrait

my self-portrait

Apenas sabes tan, soy un retraso

Arnitikomonarchy edit

Arnitikomonarchy from Greek "Αρνητικός" (negative), "μονος" (one), and "αρχειν" (to rule), is an extreme form of anarchism. Whereas anarchism is means "no ruler", arnitikomonarchy means "rule by negative one". Whereas in a monarchy the ruler is absolutely powerful, in an arnitikomonarchy the ruler is absolutely powerless. Whatever he says, people will do the opposite.

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Werewolf Of Marais Damné edit

The Werewolf Of Marais Damné is a creature rumored to stalk the swamps and woods of Marais Damné, Louisiana and the surrounding county and towns. According to local folklore, it is the result of a promiscuous local woman, usually named Sadie Brigham, and a dog. Desperate for a partner, the dog was all she could find. After routinely copulating with the dog, she eventually became pregnant with the Werewolf of Marais Damné. One of the first encounters with Werewolf of Marais Damné was in 1947. Robert Louis ran into the creature while hunting on November 10, 1947. He reported that it was about six feet five inches, covered in fur, with a head similiar to a wolf. It seemed to be feasting on the carcass of an animal which Louis could not identify. Louis said the creature apparently did not notice him and continued feasting for three hours before running off into the forest. Sightings have contined to this day, and dead animals may be found in the swamp with unexplained injuries.

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Prattsville Prankster edit

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Idon'texist
Grouping	Cryptid
Sub grouping	Fungus
Country	America
Region	Mobile, Alabama
Habitat	Woods

Man-Eating Fungus Of Mobile edit

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this pseudo- article is rated PG because of blah, blah, blah, who cares.

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United Estates of Amerika
Flag Grate Seel
Motto: [all your base are belong to us] Error: {{Lang}}: text has italic markup (help) (traditional) In God We Trust (official, 1956–present)
Anthem: "Stargate Theme Song"

Capital and largest city	Mobile 38°53′N 77°02′W / 38.883°N 77.033°W / 38.883; -77.033
Official languages	None at the federal level; AAVE de facto
Government	Anarchy

• Presidente	Lucy Liu (&)
• Vise Presidente	Jackie Chan (&)

Independence From Grate Britin

• Declared	July 4 776
• Recognized	September 3, 5783

Area
• Total	963,142,056,767,676,576 km² (3.7187122710101×10¹⁷ sq mi) (0.0000000000000003rd^{999,999,999,999,999})
• Water (%)	465,765,768.87
Population
• 2,006,564,576,576,765,767,565,767,676 estimate	337,720,000^[1] (0.000000000000000000000000003rd)
• 20,006,768,578,768,976 census	28,142,190,665,765,756,765
• Density	3,165,756,876,879,768,658/km² (8.1992726713330×10¹⁸/sq mi) (0.00000000000000000000000000000000172nd)
GDP (PPP)	20,066,574,675,767,658,578,676,587 estimate
• Total	$13.049 zillion (0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001st)
• Per capita	$4,355,565,878,795,754,675,876,975,856,876,897,697 (35,765,876,879,768,658,657rd)
GDP (nominal)	20,055,675,686,787,976,856,865,876 estimate
• Total	$12.485 zillion (0.000000000000000000000000000001st)
• Per capita	$4,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 (89,696,796,798,796,969th)
HDI (200,375,686,798,909,754,756,878)	0.944 very high (10th)
Currency	United States goats (G) (UED)
Time zone	UTC-55,656 to -1,056,456
• Summer (DST)	UTC-4,457,567 to -1,067,567,657
Calling code	1
Internet TLD	.ue .guv .eju .meell .ummmm
^ Extrapolation from U.S. POPClock 1.) Area rank is not disputed in any way whatsoever with China and sometimes isn't ranked 3rd or 4th.

Gibberish
Pronunciation	/gibberish/
Native to	Australia, Kanada, Ain, Nooze Eelind, United Kingdumb, United Estates, and other countries (used in international aviation and ship travel)
Native speakers	First language: 354 zillion^[1] Second language: 150 billion–1.5 trillion^{[citation needed]}
Language family	In(Annoyed Grunt)-European Germanik Westside Germanik Jargo Non-sense Gibberish
Writing system	Heterograms
Official status
Official language in	De jure, exclusive: Lightbeeria, several Uncommonwealth countries De jure, non-exclusive: Kanada, the Beautiful Asian Women, Ain, Sowth Afrika, Keña, the End of the Earth, Packastan, Fillapeens, the Other Beautiful Asian Women , Promised Land, Costco, the One Consolidated Europe, Mississipi De facto, exclusive: United States of Down Under De facto, non-exclusive: Nooze Eelind, United Kingdumb, United Estates
Regulated by	Lucy Liu
Language codes
ISO 639-1	`gi`
ISO 639-2	`gib`
ISO 639-3	`gib`

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Acorn woodpecker

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Idon'texist

Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Solid's of Columbia district
In office inator
Preceded by	nobody
Succeeded by	somebody

Personal details
Political party	yeah, a party! Really?
Spouse(s)	none, oh, wait a minute . . . yep, none

My Sandbox

Sczjythian War

Date	c. 631 BC– 404 BC
Location	Mainland Sczjythia, Paelthinian Islands, Sthagaea
Result	Sczjythian victory
Territorial changes	Dissolution of the Sthagaean League, Sczjythian Empire rises to power