Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
This user accidentally mistook the Amanita phalloides for an Amanita velosa and got poisoned. Oops.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.
This user is owned by one or more dogs.
,This user supports the use of the Oxford comma.
you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.
Oh shit!This user thinks profanity does not exist. They believe that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.
This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.
Ain't
This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?
y'allThis user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often.
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
WeThis user refers to themselves in the majestic plural.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.
,This user's favorite punctuation is commas, guys, not exclamation points or whatever.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

en-pi-N
T'is galley wench's brat were born to th' pirate life.
Keelhaul th' wretch!
This user will destroy humanity if given the chance.
STThis user is an expert in Something
Σ Sigma notation makes this user's head explode. BOOM!
?This user just doesn't get it.
^_~This user loves hentai.
This user is interested in linguistics.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
esEste usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.
spa-NEste user es un espeeker nativo del Spanglish.
ja-3この利用者は上級日本語ができます。
de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.