Iamamodforjellymario

Hello! I have a good sense of humor. I just like editing:) I'm friends with Jackpack38. (Probably not him, but you never know.) I like to be trouted so I can get the world record for most times trouted.(and I guess I can be whaled, but only with chips.) that's all you need to know here. (because all the info is in the userboxes.) (if they are no userboxes, I didn't know how to make them on visual editor. problem?🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸 look at my website with lots of cool stuff: look at some random old guy's I mean, my chickens from my chicken cam and, oh yeah, Joe did it.

A PROJECT I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE HELP ON

• Expanding "List of conjunctions (astronomy)" (SERIOUSLY I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME WITH THIS! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! IT WILL BE SO HARD TO DO IT ON MY OWN...)

A terrible wikipedia sin I committed

I spell wikipedia wikipiedia. yes, I am a member of the terrible wikipedia sin group. as if they are any pies in wikipedia.

Milestones and achievements in chronological order (I hope it is)

• My 1st edit: [1] (on my first day)
• My 10th edit: [2] (obviously my version of the plot was better)
• My 100th edit: [3] (I still haven't made any UBXs)
• The first time I was thanked: [4] (Alyo, my mentor, thanked me. I aspire to be like him, I guess.)
• I made this sentence (definitely a milestone)

Articles I've created

• my user page (Duh!)
• JackPack38's user page (Not Duh!) (He got on the wrong side of the wikipedia law, but his songs are still great!)

more pages that aren't user pages coming soon!

The interesting and possibly deeply poetic background behind my first edit ever

A few years before I made this account, I did my first edit on Wikipedia as an IP. That day, I went to the library and saw a book called "A" Is for Alibi. When I got home, I added a bit to a invisible comment on the article for the book in Wikipedia but I was pretty scared about publishing it, because doing so would reveal my IP address, and I didn't know how to make an account, and after that I could never remember whenever I actually published it or not. So that was in the gray area in my mind for a long time until June 10, 2024, when I finally checked the article (I should have done that a long time before) and saw that the invisible comment was still there, and the last bit of that invisible comment was exactly what I thought I wrote all those years ago! The bit I wrote is highlighted in bold: " The choice of murder by substituting the contents of an antihistamine tablet with crushed oleander meant that an alibi held no value because the contents of the tablet could have been switched a considerable time earlier than the victim actually swallowed the tablet.therefore,is not a good alibi." SHOCK!! HORROR!!!! CRAZY!!! I thought, as I rolled around on the floor laughing shouting "NO! NO! NO! hahahaha" over and over. After that outburst, I wrote this paragraph that you're reading right now! (Oh yeah, and if you're reading this, I fixed all the incorrect things in that sentence. Kinda poetic. after all these years... finally... one of the things that I puzzled over for so long... solved and finished. for you, the reader, to know the full story.)

Random trivia

• I have a native level of understanding in Japanese, although since I'm now living in a non-Japanese speaking country, my knowledge is slowly slipping away.
• My fav YouTube channel is half as interesting. (and OMG sam has his own wiki page!! I JUST NOTICED!!! I AM SO PROUD OF HIM!! WHO DID THIS?? I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE A BARNSTAR!! WHY DOSEN'T IT SAY WHO MADE THE PAGE AT THE VERY BOTTOM?? OMG SSSSSSAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!)
• when I'm in the shower, I always put shampoo and conditioner anywhere but on my head and body soap vice versa. and then I let out goblin-esqe primal noises of frustration.
• my house meats human rights, I guess.
• my toilet definitely DOES NOT meet human rights. (I hate redirects, but I also hate my toilet. So there.)
• One of the films that I love is Godzilla Minus One.
• I love Abbott and Costello, but my favorite film ever is either Airplane! or Life of Brian. (they are so funny...)
• I eat kangaroo meat. (tastes kinda like chicken.)

This editor is not a Sagacious Editor and is definitely not entitled to display this Carbonadium Editor Star with the Strangelet Superstar. he also Dosen't know what any of that means.