Salutations, my subservient comrades. I am I AM a Citation! No, no, your submissive bowing is not necessary, mortals. I will not kill you just yet. So for the time being, let us enjoy being wikipediaholics, bickering over futile subjects, trivializing grave historical incidents, and of course, vandalizing and counter-vandalizing articles of our choice.
And remember, as Oscar Wilde said, "I would make a Wikipedia page about your mom, but that would be original research."
Please, visit my non-registered account page for more useless info with which you can stalk and then assault me. [1]