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This user fights vandalism.
This user is a Microwikipædian.
This user has red hair.
This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
This user believes people who attach postage stamps with sticky tape should be hung, drawn and quartered.
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
This user loves History.
This user has visited 11 of the 50 United States.11
This user is a swimmer.
An ancestor of this user fought for the United States in World War II.
An ancestor of this user fought to preserve the Union in the American Civil War.
This user is interested in
coin collecting.
PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Penguins
This user loves Wikipe-tan, the cutest personification of Wikipedia.
This user lives in or hails from
Pittsburgh.
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ADHDThis user has ADHD.
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This user acts like an administrator on the English Wikipedia but really isn't one.
This user wishes to visit Canada.
This user wishes to visit Slovakia.
This user wishes to visit Scotland.
This user wishes to visit Japan.