"That's enough kindergarten for the rest of my life."
—me, after my first day of elementary school
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Hey there! I'm Hameltion (/ˈhæməlʃən/ HAM-əl-shən). Here are some articles I've worked on, in reverse chronological order (question marks are Did you know? hooks):
Julia Dorsey (soccer)- Samantha Meza
- Emmie Allen
- Emily Moxley
- Avery Patterson (soccer)
- Maycee Bell
- Jessica Anderson (mayor)
- Savannah King (soccer)
- Ally Sentnor
- Clara Schilke
- Morgan Riddle
- Paige Lorenze
- Jenny Chiu
- Rex Parker
- Zoe Fleck
- 3ICE
- Haley Hopkins
- Josh Ruben
- Mike Shenk
- Patrick Berry
- Sara Daavettila
- Mary Stoiana
- MC Championship
- Sapnap
- The Vatican Rag
- Jim Jordan (conjure doctor)
- Dude With Sign
- Delanie Sheehan
- Manaka Matsukubo
- Milverine
- Kitty Harrison (tennis)
- Olivia Wingate
- Casey Johnston
- Just Women's Sports
- Daria Meshcheriakova
- Jake Ryan (American actor)
- Across the Board
- Brian Kalbas
- Carson Tanguilig
- Lauren Chooljian
- Christopher Clarey
- Ema Zajmović
- Kim Hamilton (gymnast)
- Apostolos Tsitsipas
- Corrinne Tarver
- Jen Lada
- Lee Tilghman
- Daria Abramowicz
- Fiona Crawley
- Wimbledon ban on Russian and Belarusian players
- Chloe Ricketts
- Melanie Barcenas
- Anton Dubrov
- Stefano Vukov
- Amy Kurzweil
- Hermanos Gutiérrez
- Krejčíková–Siniaková doubles team
- Sofie Dossi
- Kader Nouni
- You Suck at Cooking
- Martha Isabel Ruiz Corzo
- Vulture (website)
- Dawid Celt
- Medvedev–Tsitsipas rivalry
- Piotr Sierzputowski
- Tomasz Wiktorowski
- Shane Gillis
- Chloe Fineman
- Ego Nwodim
- Silent Sam
- Kristin Cooper
- Chang and Eng Bunker
- Leslie David Baker
- Sol Miranda
- Edge of the Knife
- Maria Perkins letter
- Sacheen Littlefeather
- Blac Rabbit
- Kevin Foy
- Pam Hemminger
- Curtis Harding
- Mikey Day
- Spingarn Medal
- Amos Singletary
- Huli-huli chicken
- David S. Pumpkins
