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clar-2This user is an intermediate clarinetist.
gtr-1This user is a novice guitarist.
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REGIONAL:

This user is proud to be an American.
This user grew up in a rural area.
This user's time zone is CST.

HOME LIFE:

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
This user does not smoke.
This user is right-handed.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
bro This user has a little brother


SCHOOL:

This user is an academic.
This user is a bibliophile.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
gkThis user is a geek.
This user is interested in linguistics.

ON THE INTERNET:

This user maintains a Facebook profile.
This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
DurntThis user lives on Strangerhood Lane.

This user is a Hatracker.

UBX/O.C.

BOOKS & WORDS:

This user enjoys reading science fiction.
This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.
WRODHits sure silke dingo nags a ram.

MOVIES & TV:

? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
rentThis user is a Renthead.
SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"

FOOD:

This user eats cheese.
This user eats popcorn.
This user drinks Pepsi.
This user eats at Taco Bell.

VIDEO GAMES & CARD GAMES:

This user enjoys playing card games.
This user enjoys playing President.
This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.
This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
NThis user is a loyal fan of Nintendo hardware and software, and as one, prefers Nintendo consoles over non-Nintendo consoles.

MUSIC:

bandThis user plays in a band.
This user likes all types of music.

BEHAVIOR & HOROSCOPE:

This user is nocturnal.
This user is a Libran.
This user was born in the year of the Snake.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.


HEROES & IDOLS:

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

HONORS, ACHIEVEMENTS, & MEMBERSHIPS:

IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 144.
NHS This user is a member of National Honor Society.
This user attended the Missouri Scholars Academy in 2006. MSA
This user attended a HOBY Seminar in 2006. HOBY
This user was his school's FBLA Secretary in 2006-2007. FBLA
This user was his school's FTA President in 2006-2007. FTA
This user is a Yigger. MOYIG