British War of Liberaton and Independence

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British War of Liberation and Independence
Part of War on Globalism
DateFebruary 18, 2016 (2016-02-18) - June 24, 2016 (2016-06-24) (18 weeks and 1 day)
Location
Result

Brexit victory

Belligerents
  British Loyalists (Leave Campaign) Internet Meme Magicians   British Europhiles (Remain Campaign)
United Memetic Forces (Leave Campaign)   British Europhiles (Remain Campaign)
Commanders and leaders
  • Kek, God of Darkness
  • David Cameron PM (outgoing)
  • Jeremy Corbyn MP
  • Ruth Davidson MP
  • Stuart Rose, Baron Rose of Monewden (M.I.A.)
  • Peter Mandelson, Baron Mandelson PC
  • Jo Cox MP  
  • Strength

    17,410,742 (Frontline combatants) est. 1,000 - 5,000 (Combat support and Foreign auxiliaries)

    16,141,241 (Frontline combatants) est. 8,000 - 23,000 (Combat support and Foreign auxiliaries)

    Casualties and losses
  • Temporary setbacks
  • Sporadic morale losses
  • Damp jackets and trousers
  • Innumerable hours of sleep
  • Jo Cox MP
  • Eternal wailing and whining
  • Thousands of British passports
  • Self-initiated deportations
  • The British War of Liberation and Indepenence was a civil war in the United Kingdom fought in 2016. The European Union faced secessionists in the state. The secessionists won the war.

    Among the 28 EU member states in June 2016, the United Kingdom held a referendum about leaving the European Union.

    War Against the Globalization of America

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    War Against the Globalization of America
    Part of War on Globalism
     
    God-Emperor Donald J. Trump
    DateBegun June 16, 2015 (2015-06-16)
    Location
    Status

    Ongoing

    Belligerents
      Nationalists   The Establishment
    Commanders and leaders
    Strength

    17,410,742 (Frontline combatants) est. 1,000 - 5,000 (Combat support and Foreign auxiliaries)

    16,141,241 (Frontline combatants) est. 8,000 - 23,000 (Combat support and Foreign auxiliaries)

    Casualties and losses
  • Temporary setbacks
  • Sporadic morale losses
  • Damp jackets and trousers
  • Innumerable hours of sleep
  • Jo Cox MP
  • Eternal wailing and whining
  • Thousands of British passports
  • Self-initiated deportations