| "I used to be an Wikipedian like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee." |
 | This user wants to compile and preserve the sum of all human knowledge. |
| num | This user has made num edits to the English language Wikipedia. |
 | This user needs to <What needs to be done>. | id2 |
 | This user thinks userboxes should be on every site. |
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This userbox is so tiny, even smaller than an atom, some people can't even read this sentence! |
 | This user likes or is interested in userboxes and loves to collect them. | |
 | This user bites vandals. Hard. |  |
| TF2 | This user's sentry is being sapped!! |
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This user believes the cake is NOT a lie, but in fact tastes very good. |
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 | This user plays the online game ROBLOX. |
 | This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. |
 | So this user herd u liek mudkipz? |
| This user loves playing games at Kongregate (profile). |  |
 | This user does not "Like" Facebook. |
 | This user's news source is The Onion. |
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This user's neighbour steals their wireless connection. |
 | This user can get online. Did you know that? |
 | This user wants to save the whales. |
| lava | This user tries not to touch the floor... because they often think that the floor is lava!! |
 | This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals. |  |
 | Make America Grate Again! |
 | This user supports the right to arm bears. |
 | This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter |
| This user knows how to Find x. |  |
 | This user knows too much. |
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This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website. |
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This user uses Avast Antivirus. |
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This user prefers using Paint.net. |
 | This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista |  |
| This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death. |
| :( | This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia. |
 | This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food. |
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This user avoids the noid. |
 | This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham. |
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This user likes deer meat. |
 | This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies. |
 | This user is currently trying to promote the article Zero Tolerance (schools) to featured article status. |
 | This user lives in the U.S. State of Ohio. |
 | This user believes torture is usually wrong, but can be justified under the ticking time bomb scenario. |
| +1 | This user has made more than one edit. What now?!?! |
 | Do not come to this user while wearing a tinfoil hat. |
 | This user thinks firearms are cool, but doesn't really know much about them. |
 | This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming |
 | This user prefers the DS Lite over the Original DS |
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This user has caught {{{1}}} of the Pokémon in the Pokédex of their copy of Pokémon Pearl. |