Gailbear

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Me

Name

This user's name is Gail.

YA

This user is a young adult.

32

This user is 32 years old.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

ADD

This user has ADD.

This user has depression.

GAD

This user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.

This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user is interested in contributing to articles on panic attacks and related disorders.

This user is an engineer.

This user is a code monkey.

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

This user is a member of the LGBT community.

This user does not smoke.

This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.

This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.

This user is a recipient of the Girl Scout Silver Award.

This user plays German-style board games.

This user is a bardolater.

band

This user plays in a band.

IEEE

This user is a member of the IEEE.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

Mendel is this user's
chrome boy.

This user prefers cold weather.

BOS

This user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox

This user is a Yankee hater.

BOS

This user is a fan of the
Boston Celtics.

NE

This user is a fan of the
New England Patriots.

BOS

This user is a fan of the
Boston Bruins.

This user is from Massachusetts.

Wikipedia

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

Flexible

This user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

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This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 1995.

Communication

en-us
-5

This user can contribute at a professional level of American English.

1337-4

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IntS-4

Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.

pig

Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.

BS-5

This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

du-0

This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).

LE-4

This user uses punctuation, but doesn't care about other stuff when typing English.

ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

...

This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

C-2

This user is an intermediate C programmer.

asm-1

This user is a beginning assembly language programmer.

asp-1

This user is a beginner ASP programmer.

c++-1

This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

Java-N

This user thinks in Java bytecode.

Lisp

(lambda (user)
(setf (lisp-p user) t))

Perl-1

This user is a beginning Perl programmer.

py-1

This user is a beginning Python programmer.

PHP-2

This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.

css-N

This user is an expert CSS user.

HTML-4

This user is an expert HTML user.

js-4

This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.

XML-1

This user is a beginning XML coder.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

Food

כשרות

This user keeps Kosher.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a Fruitarian.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user would have liked Green Eggs and Ham, but will not eat them due to religious dietary laws.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user eats pears.

This user eats strawberries.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves iceberg lettuce salad.

This user eats spinach.

This user eats chicken.

This user prefers rare steak.

This user likes pie.

PS

This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs

This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.

This user eats candy corn.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

Tools

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal.

This user's Internet service provider is Comcast.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user uses BitComet.

This user contributes using Notepad.

W

This user contributes using Microsoft Word.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user runs macOS.

OSrc

This user contributes to Open Source projects.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using an Apple Mac Mini computer.

Games

This user is a Sudoku addict.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user is a Board Game Geek.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user trades coffee in
Puerto Rico.

Cards

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

game
dev

This user is interested in video game development.

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This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.

This user writes games on their graphing calculator.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user prefers the Wii.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

B&W

This user likes to play God!

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays the Halo series.

塊魂

Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

KH

This user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.

This user likes to ride lines.

MINE-1

This user is a beginner minesweeper.

This user loves to play the Final Fantasy series.

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

D'NI

This user plays the Myst series.

NWN

This user plays Neverwinter Nights.

PSx

This user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.

RCT

This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

This user is a Super Smash Brother!

SC

This user plays StarCraft.

KotOR

This user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

UT

This user plays Unreal Tournament.

This user plays Warcraft III.

SC

This user plays Soul Blade and the Soul Calibur series.

This user is or wishes they were a Sim.

This user plays World of Warcraft.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution.

This user plays Tetris.

An Adventurer is this User.

RS

This user plays RuneScape.

D&D

This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

CE

This user's alignment is Chaotic Evil: the "Destroyer."

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

Interests

This user is interested in
World War II.

This user is interested in
Ancient Israel.

This user is interested in the Victorian period.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

5+5=10

This user likes decimal.

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

C

This user is a fan of character comedy.

I

This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

T

This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

Q

This user is a fan of Queer friendly comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user knows Who's on First.

up Clue dn

This user is interested in Crosswords.

This user is interested in flags and emblems.

This user likes to use eyeliner.

This user enjoys ballet dancing.

This user likes to crochet.

This user is a lace-maker.

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is interested in beauty.

Books and Movies

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user reads science fiction.

This user enjoys reading romance novels.

This user is a book lover.

This user enjoys the works of Larry Niven.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user reads between the lines.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user is a fan of Dune.

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

STAR WARS

This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.

^_^

This user reads manga.

ラブ
ひな

This user loves Hina.

もののけ姫

This user must learn to see with eyes unclouded by hate.

Music

This user plays the flute.

This user plays the piano.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys klezmer.

This user plays their music in the treble clef.

This user fancies Celtic music.

This user likes most types of music.

Mis

This user can hear the people sing.

Phantom

This user is past the point of no return.

rent

This user is a Renthead.

W

This user mourns the Wicked.

This user studies national anthems.

This user has an iPod.

This user is a MIDI collector.