I am an American, Jewish, married and the mother of 2 children.
I bake, sew and write (occasionally and often fruitlessly).

respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
כשרותThis user keeps Kosher.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.




This user has a husband.
MomThis user is a mother and proud of it!
This user believes that
life is good.




This user is heterosexual.
This user is a female contributor.
This user is a woman.
This user is not afraid of being wrong.





This user contributes using American English.
en-∞ This user speaks English at a godlike level.
This editor is a WikiGnome.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.




MAThis user has a Master of Arts degree.
This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.
This user believes in the premise of theistic evolution.
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.




This user is interested in their family history.
This user is of Irish and British ancestry.
This user is of
Russian ancestry.
This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.




This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
This user supports equality for everyone.
This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.
This user is straight
but not narrow.




This user is thankful that the good guys won the Civil War
This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?
This user wants to stop
global warming.
This user is interested in recycling.





This user does not smoke.
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.




This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
This user supported Hillary Rodham Clinton for President in 2008.




This user is a monarchist.
This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.
This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela.




This user is a Zionist.
מחל This user supports Likud.
This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.




This user supports the Independence of Tibet
This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.




This user understands and appreciates Irony.
Hanlon's RazorThis user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity.
This user procrastinates, as they are a perfectionist.
This user is immune to peer pressure.




This user prefers warm weather.
This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user writes novels.




This user is near sighted.
This user has psoriasis.
This user is right-handed.
This user has green eyes.




This user is a Scorpio.
This user was born in the year of the Tiger.
This user has a soprano vocal range.
This user is a paladin.




This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user loves silent movies.
This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.




This user wants to own one or more cats.
This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.
This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.




G This user is a Gryffindor.
This user's Patronus is a white tiger.
HPThis user's wand is 12 & 1/4" of birch, with a gryphon feather core




This user knows very well that fortune cookies aren't real Chinese food.
This user's favorite color is yellow.
This user wishes to have an Abrams Tank.




This user is a fan of Blackadder.
CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.
This user's got Movie Sign!




This user wishes it wasn't the end.
ALThis user listens to music by Weird Al
This user loves the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto.




This user prefers white chocolate
This user drinks tea.
This user would have liked Green Eggs and Ham, but will not eat them due to religious dietary laws.




ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.




This user prefers userboxes with abstract images.
This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes.
In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…




Here are some slightly superfluous userboxes I was reluctant to excise, even though I am somewhat of the opinion that they are included under "Speaking English at a godlike level":

which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.




byThis user has no opinion about the passive voice.