My name in the rest of the world is Malachi Patrick Michael McKevitt. I come from a long line of n'er-do-wells, rebels, and roust-abouts. Most of my surviving relatives in Ireland, I've been told, are in County Kerry.

County Kerry
Contae Chiarraí
Town
County Kerry is located in Ireland
County Kerry
County Kerry
Location in Ireland
Coordinates: 52°10′N 9°45′W / 52.167°N 9.750°W / 52.167; -9.750
Country Ireland
ProvinceMunster
Area
 • Total4,746 km2 (1,832 sq mi)
Time zoneUTC+0 (WET)
 • Summer (DST)UTC-1 (IST (WEST))
Websitewww.kerrycoco.ie
The Lakes of Killarney.

County Kerry (Irish: Contae Chiarraí) is a county in the southwest of Ireland, in the Munster province of the Republic of Ireland, informally referred to as The Kingdom. It has an area of 4,746 km² (1,832 square miles). The county town is Tralee. The county is bordered by County Limerick (east) and County Cork (South-east).

"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind." - Thomas Paine