User:Fergie the Bitter/Userboxes

Foreword

As of today, Saturday May 8th 2021, I have decided I'm going to collect userboxes that are, in my opinion, funny, outlandish, and/or weirdly specific. These may or may not reflect me as a person, my views, yadda yadda. I just think they're funny, alright? Also, I find Wikipedia's rules for user pages/subpages to be extremely vague, so I apologize if creating this breaks any rules. Be warned that some of these may contain profanity. Also, I know that's not the right way to use "foreword" but I don't care.

On to the list!

DGAFThis user can't be arsed, and hopes some day you will join them.	If you like...This user likes Piña Coladas.	This user loves yiff, and is probably a furry.	This user is winning every man's battle
This user prefers acomoclitism and the appearance of glabrousness, although he has not yet taken advantage of pubic topiary services offered by some beauty salons.	This user has a thing for meeple.	DNIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.	This user enjoys singing and listening to Indian classical songs.
cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.	This user has deleted the Main page.