User:Exacerbation/Sandbox

This is Exacerbation's Sandbox!

User	Talk	Contributions	Boxes	Sandbox

[.Userboxes.]

Hey! This is where I keep my userboxes. After all, userboxes tend to tell more about me than I can possibly type into the page. If you have any suggestions on how to improve this, tell me on my talk page (link located in the menu above)!

Userboxes

This user is a Wikipedian.

bandThis user plays in a band.

B&WThis user likes to play God!

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

This user plays the bongos.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user uses mmbot as their Diablo II bot.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

vn-4This user page has been vandalized 4 times.

This user is a drummer.

TES IVThis user is fanatical about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user plays the flute.

This user plays the Final Fantasy series.

This user is using a web browser.

This user plays the guitar.

FEThis user plays games in the
Fire Emblem series.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the Halo series.

This user wants to be your friend.

This user plays the recorder.

JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.

IntS-5Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

This user plays the saxophone.

塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

This user likes to spin pens.

This user plays the synthesizer.

@	This user plays NetHack.

BS-4This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit.

This user plays the trumpet.

NWNThis user plays Neverwinter Nights.

This user is interested in the stock market

This user plays the viola.

This user plays Pac-Man.

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

This user plays the violin.

This user plays Quake.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

REThis user plays Resident Evil.

Lipsum-NLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

SHThis user plays Silent Hill.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

This user likes all types of music.

RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user is a church worship leader.

SERIOUS
SAMThis user knows it's time to get serious!

cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.

SC4This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

這個用戶是龍的傳人。
这个用户是龙的传人。
This user is a Descendant of the Dragon.

zenThis user has a Zen Micro.

PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.

This user is a random page patroller.

KotORThis user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

1337-57|-|15 u$3r 15 4813 +* ([]|\|7|218u73
\/\/17|-| 4 |*r0f35510|\|@1 13\/31 ()f 1337.

cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.

UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

This user plays Warcraft III.

en-sg-4This user Singlish si beh powderful one hor.

This user is a Go player.

ETThis user loves playing Wolfenstein:Enemy Territory.

該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。
This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.

This user supports the
Anti-globalization movement.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user is Addicted to Wikipedia.

This user is a xiangqi player.

An Adventurer is this User.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences.

This user has given many barnstars, yet has never received one.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.

BF2	This user dreams of being promoted to General in Battlefield 2

BLUESThis person favours Blues.EXE as his/her NetNavi

...!This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson or C-3PO.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user is car-free.^‡

en-GB
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated

This user feels like a benzene ring. /_{_}\

This user prefers cold weather.

aspThis user can program in ASP.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

LYSThis user is... Lysdexic?

BASICThis user can program in BASIC.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

This user is from Singapore.

C++This user can program in C++.

This user's Wikistress level is ELEVATED. There is an elevated chance of tantrums.

DIDThis user lives with dissociative identity disorder.

CFThis user can code in ColdFusion.

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

ADHDThis user has ADHD.

JavaThis user can program in Java.

YMThis user is your mom.

OCDThis user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.

njThis user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

PHPThis user can code PHP.

FearFear is the Mind-Killer.

This user has astigmatism.

vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.

PGDPThis user is member of Distributed Proofreaders where they contribute to Project Gutenberg.

This user is left-handed.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

DThis user loves Initial D and wishes they could overtake using the gutter run.

INFJThis user's MBTI type is INFJ.

This user's news source is The Onion.

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

/.This user has a Slashdot account.

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and uses Wikipedia to research names for it.

LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.

AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.

This user enjoys the series Bleach, but not using bleach.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user loves using Google Earth.

._.This user sometimes reads manga.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

goon	This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

This user is a WikiFairy.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user contributes with Knoppix - a Linux OS.

This user has more monitors than the Nebuchadnezzar.

This user is addicted to video games.

ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

2=1	This user knows that 2=1.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user's deviation is standard.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since when the world began.

en-∞	This user speaks English at a godlike level.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user is in Honorificabilitudinitatibus.

|\|0This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!!

This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards.

This user knows that nothing is true, everything is permitted.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $2.1 million?)

O.G.This user is past the point of no return.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.

This user contributes using grid.org.

This user supports proprietary software and its potential for profit.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user is a recent changes patroller with Twinkle!

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

1337	7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

This user is a capitalist.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user hopes the UK NEVER adopts the Euro.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user is a fan of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

This user is a lawyer.

CFAThis user holds the Chartered Financial Analyst designation.

This user is a private pilot.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

d'oh!This user is a possible Homer Sexual.

SNL	This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

This user starts by shooting above the knee.

LNThis user's alignment is Lawful Neutral: the "Judge."

INFJThis user's MBTI type is INFJ.

JDThis user has a Juris Doctor degree.

This user [[{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]]!

Diff HThis user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

This user mashes buttons. Real hard.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

MSThis user plays MapleStory.

GOWThis user thinks that nothing feels better than to chainsaw a Locust.

This user plays
Hellgate: London

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

ocaThis user plays the ocarina.

They should have left this user alone.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.

FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

VThis user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

__
\^|__|/
\  /
\/
This user wants a Star Destroyer

99.9This user is a member of the
Triple Nine Society.

This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard.

This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user plays the cello.

de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

jaこの利用者は日本語を母語としています。

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This user can speak Japanese.

zh該用戶的母語是中文。
该用户的母语是中文。

lo-4ຜູ້ໃຊ້ຄົນນີ້ໃຊ້ພາສາລາວໄດ້ໃນລະດັບຊຳນານ

th-3ผู้ใช้คนนี้สามารถใช้ภาษาไทย ได้ในระดับสูง.

nan-2Chit-ê iōng-chiá tha̍k-siá Bân-lâm-oē ē lêng-le̍k sī tiong-téng.
此個用者讀寫閩南話的能力是中等。

yue-4呢個用戶可以用接近母語程度嘅粵語進行交流。
呢个用户可以用接近母语程度嘅粤语进行交流。

ms-2Pengguna ini boleh menyumbang dengan taraf yang sederhana dalam Bahasa Melayu.

fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user plays the double bass, and thus requires this extra-large userbox to show it.

...	This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user is a Wikipedian.

bandThis user plays in a band.

B&WThis user likes to play God!

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

This user plays the bongos.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user uses mmbot as their Diablo II bot.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

vn-4This user page has been vandalized 4 times.

This user is a drummer.

TES IVThis user is fanatical about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user plays the flute.

This user plays the Final Fantasy series.

This user is using a web browser.

This user plays the guitar.

FEThis user plays games in the
Fire Emblem series.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the Halo series.

This user wants to be your friend.

This user plays the recorder.

JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.

IntS-5Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

This user plays the saxophone.

塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

This user likes to spin pens.

This user plays the synthesizer.

@	This user plays NetHack.

BS-4This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit.

This user plays the trumpet.

NWNThis user plays Neverwinter Nights.

This user is interested in the stock market

This user plays the viola.

This user likes badgers, mushrooms and snakes.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user plays the violin.

This user plays Quake.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

REThis user plays Resident Evil.

Lipsum-NLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

SHThis user plays Silent Hill.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

This user likes all types of music.

RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user is a church worship leader.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED Played 200 hours of Assassin's Creed

SERIOUS
SAMThis user knows it's time to get serious!

cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.

SC4This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

這個用戶是龍的傳人。
这个用户是龙的传人。
This user is a Descendant of the Dragon.

zenThis user has a Zen Micro.

PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.

This user is a random page patroller.

KotORThis user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

1337-57|-|15 u$3r 15 4813 +* ([]|\|7|218u73
\/\/17|-| 4 |*r0f35510|\|@1 13\/31 ()f 1337.

cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.

UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

This user plays Warcraft III.

en-sg-4This user Singlish si beh powderful one hor.

This user is a Go player.

ETThis user loves playing Wolfenstein:Enemy Territory.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user is Addicted to Wikipedia.

This user is a xiangqi player.

An Adventurer is this User.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences.

This user has given many barnstars, yet has never received one.

SGThis user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Pegasus Galaxy.

BLUESThis person favours Blues.EXE as his/her NetNavi

...!This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson or C-3PO.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user is car-free.^‡

en-GB
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated

This user feels like a benzene ring. /_{_}\

This user prefers cold weather.

aspThis user can program in ASP.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

Boxes3

This user is from Singapore.

C++This user can program in C++.

DIDThis user lives with dissociative identity disorder.

CFThis user can code in ColdFusion.

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

ADHDThis user has ADHD.

JavaThis user can program in Java.

YMThis user is your mom.

OCDThis user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

This user likes badgers, mushrooms and snakes.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

PWNIf you pwn someone once a day, join the club.

This user has soloed a Cessna 172.

This user is a multirated
helicopter and airplane aviator.

This user is a private pilot.

This user is a Dungeon Master.

CNThis user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."

This Wikipedian loves horses.

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

This user is an alto.

Guitar-3This user is an advanced guitarist.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user enjoys music by Antonio Vivaldi.

This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach.

This user enjoys music by Georg Philipp Telemann.

This user enjoys music by George Frideric Handel.

This user enjoys music by
Ludwig van Beethoven.

This user enjoys music by
Joseph Haydn.

This user enjoys music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

This user enjoys music by Antonín Dvořák.

This user likes music by
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

This user is thankful that Sergei Prokofiev existed.

This user is a fervent admirer of Franz Liszt.

This user admires the works of
Scott Joplin

This user admires the works of George Gershwin

This user is a John Williams fan.

RCPHans Zimmer and his coworkers are this user's favorite music artists.

This user is a fan of A Fine Frenzy.

CSThis user loves Carlos Santana.

This user loves Slowhand.

This user is going off the rails on a crazy train.

This user acknowledges Regina Spektor as a master of song.

Yngwie

This user flies far beyond the sun.

SV	This user is a Steve Vai fan.

JS	This user is a Joe Satriani fan.

This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist.

/b/This user is a /b/tard.

The Eye is watching this user.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user is madly in love with Canadian girls.

This user supports the rights of women who want to be braless in public.

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

This user plays chess with a salt and pepper shaker.

PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.

njThis user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

PHPThis user can code PHP.

FearFear is the Mind-Killer.

This user has astigmatism.

vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.

PGDPThis user is member of Distributed Proofreaders where they contribute to Project Gutenberg.

This user is left-handed.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

asThis user knows ActionScript.

This user can program in JavaScript.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.

DThis user loves Initial D and wishes they could overtake using the gutter run.

INFJThis user's MBTI type is INFJ.

This user's news source is The Onion.

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

/.This user has a Slashdot account.

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and uses Wikipedia to research names for it.

LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.

AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.

This user enjoys the series Bleach, but not using bleach.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user loves using Google Earth.

._.This user sometimes reads manga.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

goon	This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

This user is a WikiFairy.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user contributes with Knoppix - a Linux OS.

This user has more monitors than the Nebuchadnezzar.

This user secretly wants to be the Pink Power Ranger

This user is addicted to video games.

ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

2=1	This user knows that 2=1.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user's deviation is standard.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since when the world began.

en-∞	This user speaks English at a godlike level.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

Boxes2

This user is in Honorificabilitudinitatibus.

|\|0This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!!

This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards.

This user plays the cello.

de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

jaこの利用者は日本語を母語としています。

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This user can speak Japanese.

zh該用戶的母語是中文。
该用户的母语是中文。

lo-4ຜູ້ໃຊ້ຄົນນີ້ໃຊ້ພາສາລາວໄດ້ໃນລະດັບຊຳນານ

th-3ผู้ใช้คนนี้สามารถใช้ภาษาไทย ได้ในระดับสูง.

nan-2Chit-ê iōng-chiá tha̍k-siá Bân-lâm-oē ē lêng-le̍k sī tiong-téng.
此個用者讀寫閩南話的能力是中等。

yue-4呢個用戶可以用接近母語程度嘅粵語進行交流。
呢个用户可以用接近母语程度嘅粤语进行交流。

ms-2Pengguna ini boleh menyumbang dengan taraf yang sederhana dalam Bahasa Melayu.

fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user plays the double bass, and thus requires this extra-large userbox to show it.

LNThis user's alignment is Lawful Neutral: the "Judge."

INFJThis user's MBTI type is INFJ.

JDThis user has a Juris Doctor degree.

Diff HThis user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

This user mashes buttons. Real hard.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

MSThis user plays MapleStory.

This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

__
\^|__|/
\  /
\/
This user wants a Star Destroyer

99.9This user is a member of the
Triple Nine Society.

This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard.

This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

d'oh!This user is a possible Homer Sexual.

SNL	This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

This user starts by shooting above the knee.

GOWThis user thinks that nothing feels better than to chainsaw a Locust.

This user plays
Hellgate: London

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user uses µTorrent.

Otherboxes

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.

This user wishes to have an Abrams Tank.

This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun.

SOL	This user is a Solipsist. You should feel honoured that their subconscious chose to materialise you.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is a pyromaniac.

$\textstyle {\frac {\partial }{\partial x}}\,\;$

This user only partially understands mathematics.

C₂H₅OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user finds everything funny. Hee-hee-hee! Look at that tree! It's hilarious!

This Userbox is hungry & likes to eat Wikipedians.

This user is a bi female.

This user identifies as polyamorous.

This user is a damsel in distress wanting to be rescued by a knight in shining Armani.

ROLLThis person favours Roll.EXE as his/her NetNavi

This user is endlessly chasing the dragon.

This user is an infectious substance.

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

1337	7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

This user is a capitalist.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user hopes the UK NEVER adopts the Euro.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user is a fan of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

This user is a lawyer.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.

This user contributes using grid.org.

This user supports proprietary software and its potential for profit.

CFAThis user holds the Chartered Financial Analyst designation.

This user is a private pilot.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $2.1 million?)

This user knows that nothing is true, everything is permitted.