- Ethan Page, is a Canadian non-professional ice hockey player who is currently playing for the, Almonte -Pakenham Thunder, located in Mississippi mills , Ontario, Canada. he currently attends school in Ontario. he plays in the APMHA hockey corporation. not being paid, but paying to be in the league. he is tied for fifth in points on his team, having 2 goals and 1 assists.some sources say he is a legend. and others say he can "eat shit". he also has no friends.
