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Robbie Douglas Coleman | |
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| Born | November 19, 1971 Santa Monica, CA |
| Citizenship | United States |
| Alma mater | American InterContinental University, University of Phoenix |
| Scientific career | |
| Fields | Computer science |
| Institutions | Xerox MySpace |
Robbie Coleman (developer) (born 11-19-1971) is an American computer scientist, known for his profligate usage of social networks.
Early life and work edit
Robbie Douglas Coleman was born at an early age, though no older or younger than the average age at birth.
Recent work and recognition edit
People often recognize Coleman after meeting him. He possesses a +5 Wizard Beard. While some do not know Coleman, many do. Those that do not know him are not aware of what they are missing. Those that do, are quite aware of what they are not missing.
Properties and Molecular Weight edit
Coleman has a specific molecular weight of 34343453636325324343623636. He is 25% solid, +-5% pre/post Chipotle ingestion. Various studies have shown that Coleman cannot be treated as a liquid (say, subject to osmotic processes), but this cannot be conclusive. Similarly Coleman does not exhibit plasmotic properties. If Coleman were teleported to the surface of the Sun, he would find it quite hot. Scientists have theorized that Coleman thrives in the temperate zone of a Class M planet well in the habitable zone of a Sol-like star.
Domestic existence edit
Non-professional handlers should be warned that Coleman is only partially domesticated. While he can be trained, he exhibits a marked tendency towards self-direction. A major longitudinal study showed that when kept from food or water for several days, Coleman becomes morose and even upset ("hangry" in his own patois). Another study found that the presence or absence of electric pain-stimuli were noticed by Coleman.
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