I am Joseph Urbank II.

Physical Attributes Alignment & Beliefs Interests
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
LEThis user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."
D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.
♂This user is male.
CONThis user is a conservative in the United States.
^_^This user watches anime.
YAThis user is a young adult.
S This user is a Slytherin.
This user likes to play Role-playing games.
This user is a German American.
This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.
This user is addicted to playing the Final Fantasy series.
This user is of Irish ancestry.
Sar This user is a Sardaukar who
serves the Padishah Emperor.
Law & OrderThis user is a fan of all Law & Order series.All
L&O
This user is of Swedish ancestry.
This user is Roman Catholic.
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
This user lives in, or comes from, Ohio.
This user is aware of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
This user drinks alcohol.
This user is interested in the occult.
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
This user drinks a lot of water.
This user settled Catan.
This user is right-handed.
This user finds censorship offensive.
This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
This user has blue eyes.


Wikipedia is not censored.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user is nocturnal.
80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user is a carnivore.
cRap This user can't stand rap music.
This user loves rainy days.
This user supports the People Eating Tasty Animals.
Leo This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Leonardo.
1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
Nds-2This droog govoreets intermediate Nadsat.
This user is straight, but totally sympathizes with lesbians!
This user writes games on their graphing calculator.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated
8-Bit"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."
<html>This user can write HTML.
This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.
BtVS This user helped Buffy blow up Sunnydale High.
5+5=10This user likes decimal.
This user is a member of NERV.
This user reads Asterix comics.
This user is a medical student.
LEThis user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
This user is interested in law.
This user is probably going to Hell.
This user is a Lego enthusiast
This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
COX This user's Internet Service Provider is NOT Cox Communications.
This user has NO personality.