I'm a geek and a father. I can find my way around in about two dozen programming languages, although I spend most of my time lately with PHP, Elisp, Lua, Scheme and Perl. (I used to program Delphi, but it died a while ago.) I have two lovely daughters and an evil but lovely son, one lovely wife, and a nice farm in Tasmania. I'm a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and a former chorister. I don't edit Wikipedia much, mainly because I object strenuously to deletionism and I think the vast majority of active Wikideletionists would be significantly improved by the application of a bulldozer to the upper body.