ubxThis user uses userboxes.
fireflyThis user is a Browncoat.
??This user hasn't revealed what gender or race he/she/it/they are. Nor what species, for that matter.
This user wears glasses.
This user is serious about Go.
KyudokaThis user practices Kyūdō.弓道

Languages
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
nlDeze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

en-pi-5
T'is scurvy dog parlays 'n scribes
Pirate English wi' a Cap'n's rank.
Arrrrrrr!
en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.
eo-3Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per alta aŭ flua nivelo de Esperanto.
fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
ko-2이 사용자는 한국어어느 정도 말할 수 있습니다.
zu-1Lo msebenzisi ukwazi ukusiza ezingeni lesi Zulu langanci.
Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.
human-
kind
Regarding gender, neutrality is vernacular. Patriarchy is archaic.

Writing Systems
한글This user can read Hangul.
漢字This user has already learned some of the kanji script.
這個用戶使用正體字
This user uses Traditional Chinese characters.
該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。
This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.
This user is fascinated by Oracle bone script.
Cyrl-2
Д
This user has an intermediate understanding of the Cyrillic script.
;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

Wikipedia
This user is a member of
WikiProject Africa.
This user is a participant in
WikiProject Korea.
This user is a member of WikiProject Endangered Languages.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Go.
This editor is a Burba and is entitled to display this First Book of Wikipedia.
This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...
 
The Novice lv 2, Awarded for being a Registered Editor for 1 month 15 days and completion of 400 edits
The Novice lv 2, Awarded for being a Registered Editor for 1 month 15 days and completion of 400 edits
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