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Hi, my name is Johann. Do NOT call me John, because my friends do, and it gets really, really, really, really, really, really (did I mention really?) ANNOYING (My friends do that just to irk me). By the way, I'm of German origin. My family and I moved to Stanford, California when I was young, and I attend Stanford University. I have reviewed my ambitions and am going for a Masters Degree in quantum mechanics. I am on the wealthier side (I hate to admit it; I don't like boasting). My father died in an automobile accident and left an inheritance for me.
I have made several donations to Wikipedia, I'm an Oakland A's fan, an Oakland Raiders fan, a San Jose Sharks fan, and a Golden State Warriors fan.
Technical Stuff edit
- My real name: Johann G. Schmidt (I like to keep the "g" part anonymous).
- My gender: Male.
- My age: 23.
- My hometown: Stanford, California.
- My hair color: Black.
- My eye color: Blue.
- My height: 6'1".
- My weight: 175 lbs.
- My birthplace: Munich, Germany (I moved here when I was four).
- My nationality: German.
- My birthdate: May 9, 1983.
- The university I attend: Stanford University.
- The high school I attended: The Harker School.
- The elementary and middle school I attended: Challenger School.
Tourist sites I've visited edit
- Stonehenge.
- Eiffel Tower.
- Taj Mahal.
- Grand Canyon.
- Yosemite National Park.
- Arc de Triomphe.
- Empire State Building.
I like to travel, as you can see.
My editing milestones (in convenient table form) edit
| Edit Number | Link |
|---|---|
| 1 | User:Energie |
| 5 | User:Energie |
| 10 | Age of Mythology |
| 25 | Talk:Age of Mythology:The Titans |
| 50 | Talk:Age of Mythology |
| 100 | Sarah Franklin Bache |
| 250 | The Most Extreme |
| 500 | List of characters in Age of Mythology |
| 1000 | Coming soon... |
True Userboxen edit
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
 | This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. |
| ft-lb | This user uses American Measurements. |
 | This user is drug-free. |
 | This user contributes using Microsoft Windows. |
| ... | This user would like to be able to speak more languages. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is male. |
 | This user drinks water regularly. |
 | This user drinks water. |
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
 | This user is a bibliophile. |
| en-us -N | This user is a native speaker of American English. |
| AmE | This user is a native speaker of American English. |
| pig-1 | Isthay userway isway ableway otay ontributecay ithway away asicbay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay. |
| iTS | This user uses the iTunes Store. |
.gif){kind=small} | This user attends or attended Stanford University. |
| OAK | This user is a fan of the Oakland Athletics |
| LV | This user is a fan of the Las Vegas Raiders. |
| SJS | This user is a fan of the San Jose Sharks |
| GSW | This user is a fan of the Golden State Warriors |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user plays baseball. |
 | This user is a footballer. |
| C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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 | This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. |
 | This user lives in the United States |
 | This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. |
 | This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. |
| — | This space is for rent. |
 | This user eats chocolate. |
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This user advocates democracy. |
 | This user owns one or more dogs. |
 | This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades. |
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Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626 |
 | This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything. |
 | This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything. |
 | This user can drive. |
| YA | This user is a young adult. |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film. |
Funny and probably true userboxen edit
 | Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
 | This user is cooler than you. |
| dlph | Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek. |
 | This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
 | This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. |
 | This user is a mutant. |
 | This user is a paladin. |
| I | This user is a person, and nothing else matters. |
| Star Wars | This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. |
.svg){kind=spacer} | This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle. |
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This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea. |
 | This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
 | This user is a mad scientist. |
 | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
 | This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. |
| jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |
 | This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! |
 | It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. |