Below are the userboxes that I have chosen to describe me in detail. Please remember that I do not add them for the sake of it. They are all true regarding myself, whether they be humourous or not.
Language edit
Languages edit
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Non-ISO Languages edit
Dialects edit
Ciphers, games, and other English linguistic phenomena edit
1337 (Leetspeak) edit
| 1337-0 | This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words. |
pig (Pig Latin) edit
| pig-0 | Isthay ersonpay oesday otnay understandway Igpay Atinlay. |
Rot13 edit
Ubbi (Ubbi Dubbi) edit
| Ubbi-1 | Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uba bubasubic lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi. |
IntS (Internet slang) edit
Jargons edit
blz (Blazon) edit
Programming/computer languages edit
ASCII edit
EBCDIC edit
Constructed languages edit
ith (Ithkuil) edit
| ith-0 | Uxhalár abvileqtúkt eluirtkʰuikt, axhalûmfíňň qei ‾mröruiwa. |
nws (Newspeak) edit
| nws-0 | This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise. |
blksp (Black Speech of Mordor) edit
| blksp-0 | This user doesn't know any of the Black Speech of Mordor and most likely has never even read The Lord of the Rings. |
Droog (Nadsat) edit
Trn (Troscann) edit
| trn-0 | This user has no idea how to speak Troscann but knows what it is. |
Uryuomoco edit
| ury-0 | Chyuc acol jeoc meg amjolcgumja Uryuomoco (el amjolcgumjc yug quyuch semcyujoluvro jyuhhyusargi). |
Wdk (Wenedyk) edit
Other edit
Guitar edit
en (English) edit
en-B (Bullshit) edit
en-L (Lazy English) edit
| LE-1 | This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. |
fgn (Foreign) edit
| fgn-1 | This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign. |
gb (Gibberish/Simlish) edit
| gb-5 | Dzh uuzzar speekz gbrsh attteh pprrrraaahhffaaasssshaanaaaall llvll. |
| gb-n | Dsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh. |
ubx (Userbox) edit
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
ot (Wants to learn other languages) edit
| ... | This user would like to be able to speak some more languages. |
dlph (Dolphin) edit
| dlph-0 | This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin. |
sar (Sarcasm) edit
| sar-5 | This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks. |
Profanity edit
| @#$!-0 | This user doesn't use profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, or expletives. |
The Muppet Show's Swedish Chef (Bork! Bork! Bork!) edit
| chef-0 | Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork! |
Interests edit
Animals edit
Birds edit
 | This user likes kiwis (not the fruit). |
 | This user tends to like chicken, a little bit too much. |
Domestic Cats edit
 | This user has a pet cat. |
| | This user is a cat lover. |
| | This user believes that cats are NOT food. |
Other Animals edit
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 | This user never wants to see the image on the left again. |
Aviation edit
Pilot edit
Airplane edit
 | This user has no interest in ever learning to fly! |
Hot air ballooning edit
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This user wants to go hot air ballooning. | 
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Cars edit
General edit
| No License | This user doesn't have a driver's license. |
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This user is a car enthusiast. |
 | This user is a luxury sedan enthusiast. |
BMW edit
 | This user is a BMW enthusiast. |
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This user owns or wants to own a BMW M3. |
Ford edit
| Ford | This user is a Ford enthusiast. |
 | This user has an interest in Ford Mustangs. |
Lamborghini edit
 | This user loves the Lamborghini Gallardo. |
Colors edit
Red edit
Green edit
| G | This user's favourite colour is Green. |
Blue edit
Purple edit
Black or gray edit
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This user gets a funny taste in his mouth when they see the color gray. |
Other edit
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This user likes all of the colors. |
Comedy edit
General edit
| XD | This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
 | This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. |
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Actually, the Internet is serious business. |
Type of Comedy edit
| ALL | This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy. |
People edit
General Comedian edit
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Harry Secombe. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Spike Milligan. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedian of all time. |
General Character edit
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Neddie Seagoon is the greatest character of all time. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the character Eccles. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the character Count Jim Moriarty. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the character Major Bloodnok. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the character Hercules Grytpype-Thynne. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the character Bluebottle. |
Computing edit
General edit
 | This user is interested in computer engineering. |
 | This user is against cyberbullying. |
| This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font. |
Messaging edit
| @ | This user can be reached by email. |
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This user uses Windows Live Messenger. |
Websites and services edit
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This user uses Google Maps. |
 | This user has a Google account. |
 | This user is a member of Wikipedia. |
Search engines edit
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
| Don't be evil | This user would be lost without Google. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
Mail addresses edit
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| ISP | This user uses the email account provided by his ISP. |
Hardware edit
 | This user contributes using a laptop. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
 | Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down... This user loves tricks like this. |
 | This user contributes with a computer that runs on a battery. |
Legacy Hardware edit
 | This user still remembers these. |
Cycling edit
Cycling general edit
 | This user is a bicyclist. |
Drink edit
Beverages edit
 | This user drinks orange juice. |
 | This user drinks milk. |
 | This user drinks water regularly. |
Coffee edit
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This user does drugs. |
Tea edit
 | This user drinks tea. |
Soft drinks edit
| Fanta | This user drinks Fanta Orange. |
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This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks. | 
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Cola edit
| Coke | This user likes to drink Coke on occasion. |
 | This user drinks Pepsi. |
Alcoholic beverages edit
| C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
Food edit
Eating edit
Eating Ethics edit
 | This user does not eat fish. Ever. |
Eating Habits & Diets edit
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This user is an omnivore. |
 | This user is a chocoholic. |
Foods edit
 | This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion. |
 | This user eats cheese. |
 | This user eats popcorn. |
 | This user eats potato chips. |
 | This user loves sausages. |
| V | This user eats Vegemite regularly. |
Fruits edit
 | This user eats apples. |
 | This user eats Granny Smith apples. |
 | This user eats bananas. |
 | If he had his little way, this user would eat peaches every day. |
 | This user eats strawberries. |
 | This user eats tomatoes. |
 | This user eats watermelon. |
Grains edit
 | This user likes muesli. |
 | This user enjoys muffins. |
 | This user loves pancakes. |
 | This user loves pasta. |
 | This user likes Weetabix. |  |
Vegetables edit
 | This user loves eating carrots. |
 | This user eats green beans. |
 | This user eats potatoes. |
Meat & Eggs edit
 | This user loves to eat beef. |
 | This user eats chicken. |
 | This user loves hamburgers. |
 | This user eats steak. |
Sweets edit
 | This user loves brownies. |
 | This user prefers fudge-like brownies. |
 | This user loves cake. |
 | This user enjoys jelly beans. |
 | This user eats M&Ms. |
Chocolate edit
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This user eats chocolate every day. |
 | This user loves chocolate by HERSHEY'S |
Cookies edit
 | This user eats cookies. |
Ice cream edit
 | This user likes Ice cream. |
 | Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference. |
Restaurants edit
 | This user eats at Burger King. |
| This user eats at KFC. |
 | This user eats at McDonald's. |
| SB | This user likes Starbucks. |
 | This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh. |