Hi! I'm a PLT and related maths nut who writes a lot of open-source code (especially for Node.js; as of the mid-2010s, at least), tweets far too much at @ELLIOTTCABLE, and chats day-in and day-out on the Freenode IRC network in my PLT channel, #ELLIOTTCABLE.

~ Come talk to me about programming languages! ~ And in the meantime, enjoy this eldritch horror of a userbox-laden User page. :3

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