Are you a Nerd?
- Do you fill out Jedi as your religion on your census form?
- Would you buy Batman and Robin novelty costumes over the internet?
- Do you demand that TV stations screen comedy programs in the correct order?
- Do you look for arcane plot inconsistencies in TV series?
- Would you be able to sing the theme song to the movie Moving Violations?
- Would you wait seven hours for an autograph from the Beastie Boys? Or Bros? Or Right Said Fred?
- Do you have three different releases of the Star Wars DVDs?
- Have you ever been mentioned in the Star Wars novels?
- Are you an adult with a complete collection of The Smurfs in your bedroom?
- Have you read The Lord of the Rings over four hundred times?
- Do you know the universal greeting of the The Transformers?
- Do you drive around in your car listening to the The Transformers The Movie Soundtrack, singing along to "The Touch" (You've got the touch, da-da-da-daa-na-na, you've got the power...)?
- Do you ever wonder "What would Greg Fleet do?"?
- Would you like to startle Bob Franklin?
If you can answer "Yes" to any of the above, then you're probably a nerd. Feel free to dob yourself in below and proudly display your nerd credentials.
Think you're a nerd for another reason? Dob yourself in on my talkpage with a detailed explanation. All contributions welcome.
Dob yourself in as a Nerd edit
- I own this account. Enough said! Dob in a Nerd (talk) 08:59, 28 September 2011 (UTC)