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USERBOXES edit

C++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
X2≠X2This user is addicted to paradoxes
Guitar-1This user is a beginner guitar player.
 

This user is against DRM.

 This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.
Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.
  This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 
This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.
  This user steals their neighbor's wireless internet connection.
PsThis user uses Photoshop CS3
C:\>_
 
This user uses DOS.
(or knows how to use it.)
XPThis user uses Windows XP.
 This user has experienced a lot of blue screen(s) of death, and caused most of them.
 This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista 
> _ This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.
 
This user uses LimeWire
  This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.
 Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalTORTURE.
  This user loves using Google Earth.
batch-3 This user is an advanced Batch programmer.
 This user is an intermediate TI-BASIC programmer.
prog-NThis user thinks in programming languages.


 This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.
snkThis user says he/she/it sneaked and they snuck.
to / too
/ two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
, This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
;This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.
; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
R0m4n = l33tThi5 u53r fr3qu3n7ly sw17ch3s b3tw33n t3h R0m4n 4nd 1337 4lph4b37.
“…” This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.
“…!” For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”
ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.
  This user likes all of the colors.

 

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.
  This user can divide by zero.
 This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
9/9=1This user believes that 9/9 equals 1, but .999... does not..999…≠1
 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
  This user believes in logic.
C&HThis user is the Purple-Shirted Eye-Stabber.
 This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions.


atheosThis user is an atheist.
athThis user is an atheist.
cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.
Diff HThis user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.
  This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3.  
 This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.
 This user prefers the DS Lite over the Original DS
  This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user is a fan of Metallica.
Iron MaidenThis user feels like running to the hills.
GNRThis user loves Guns N' Roses.
TNOTBThis user owns a copy of Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast.
CDThis user owns a copy of the long-awaited new Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.
DMThis user owns a copy of the new Metallica album Death Magnetic.