Languages

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
en-ca-NThis user is a native speaker of Canadian English.
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IntS-5Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!
Lipsum-NLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
BSThis user can speak Bullshit.

Computing

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<html>This user can write HTML.
xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.
XMLThis user can write XML.
 
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
 This user contributes using a wireless connection.
 This user supports HD DVD.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
intel
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This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium 4 microprocessor.
  This user contributes using a PC.
C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.
P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
 This user uses Azureus.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
  This user has a website, which can be found here.
 
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

Gaming

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This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
 This user plays the Halo series.
 This user plays the Xbox 360.
XThis user plays the Xbox.

Music

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 This user plays the saxophone.
 This user plays the recorder.
 This user plays the clarinet.
 This user plays their music in the treble clef.
bandThis user plays in a band.
 This user knows intermediate
music theory.
 This user enjoys jazz music.
 This user does not like iPods.

Extra

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 This user is right-handed.
SIThis user measures both in metric system and American system units.ft-lb
1+1=10This user likes binary.
1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.
 This user is Jack Bauer however, the preceding was a joke and most of us here on Wikipedia hate spreading false info.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
BENDER B. RODRIGUEZBite this user's shiny metal ass!
 This user comes from Canada.
  This user wants to be a pilot, but can't, because they are too young.