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Background
This user is from Earth.
This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.
Social Life
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
hs
This user is a high school student.
Birthday
This user is a Sagittarian.
This user was born on November 27, 1992.
This user was born in the year of the Monkey.
Sex & Status
♀This user is female.
This user is single.
This user is straight.
Health
This user does not smoke.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
This user is right-handed.
Computers & Internet
This user contributes using a PC.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
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This user has a profile on MySpace.
E8This user survived eon8.
Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
Computer Software
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
Hobbies & Interests
G This user's favorite color is red.
This user tracks their money on Where's George?
This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.
Big Brother is watching this user.
DThis user reads Dilbert.
Mathematics
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My antiderivative

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.
This user knows by heart the first 6 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
This user loves calculators.
Television
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
HarvThis user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
Video Games
XThis user plays the Xbox.
360This user plays the Xbox 360.
塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
Music
band-3This user likes Daft Punk.
fan-3This user loves Darude.
fan-3This user loves Vitalic.
This user can't stand hip hop music.
daft punkThis user likes to work it to Daft Punk.
band-3This user likes Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
fan-3This user loves Madonna.
band-3This user likes Stardust.
This user enjoys electronic music.
fan-3This user loves Bjork.
band-3This user likes IIO.
fan-3This user loves Frank Sinatra.
This user has an iPod.
Time
This user's time zone is GMT-8.
This user has too much time on their hands.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.