DKDexter999

Disclaimer

On my userpage and the subpages connected to this, I practice the art of sarcasm (unless it is a draft to an article). I try to the best of my skills to keep the sarcasm as impersonal as possible, as well as not to offend one or more cultures.

Should you however feel as if you have been offended by the material I've posted here on my userpage or subpages to this, I can insure you that you should not as I have no intention to do so.

This disclaimer is valid for DKDexter999, the DKDexter999 user page on the Danish Wikipedia, and any and all subpages to these.

This user lives in Europe.

Language 'n stuff

The {{user 'language-abbreviation-code'}} template	Language	Skills	Language (in the respective languages)
daDenne bruger har dansk som modersmål.	Danish	Mother tongue - need I say more?	Dansk
en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.	English	Almost as if I was native to the US (I can fool most Danes)	English
de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.	German	Standard Danish public school 7th-through-9th grade education, as well as a fair bit of practice in Germany.	Deutsch
no-2Denne brukeren/brukaren har god kjennskap til norsk.	Norwegian "Book language"/Norwegian	Being Danish, our languages are very similar; Norwegian more than Swedish as Norway was a fair bit of time reigned by Denmark, and thus back then spoke the language "Rigsdansk".	Norsk bokmål
nn-2Denne brukaren har god kjennskap til norsk (nynorsk).	New Norwegian/Norwegian	Same as with Bokmål, right above, the languages are very similar, as the Norwegian language is a derivative of Danish	Nynorsk
sv-1Den här användaren har grundläggande kunskaper i svenska.	Swedish	Through watching Swedish television, and a few trips to Malmö has helped me get a basic understanding of my neighboring tongue (that, and the fact it - like Norwegian - is very similar to Danish)	Svenska

About time some words were to be here...

so... here they are!

DKDexter999 - proud moderator, webmaster, and clan leader of the BlackIntel Community.

If you have any disagreements with something I've written or just want to call me an idiot, feel free to do so on my Discussion/talk page - as long as it's constructive and in an adult language.

I'm also pretty much always on IRC, if you want to yell at me there. I'm in the international Wikipedia channel #Wikipedia and in the English Wikipedia channel #Wikipedia-en. I'm also sitting in the two Danish channels #Wikimedia-Danmark and #Wikipedia-da If you're reading this and are thinking "IRC? What is that", please see the guide "Aaii Aare Seee"?!? What kind of gibberish language is THAT?!

Current projects and to-do projects

On my Pre-release page you can see what articles I am currently working on or will create in the future, have they not meanwhile been created by another person.

If you want to see my contributions to the English Wikipedia, you will have to check the auto-generated contributions Wikipedia page.

I also have a page with some proverbs and stuff if you should be interested... It can be found here DKDexter999's proverbs (weird thing about it is, that it'll more likely be about some weird stuff such as quantum theory/mechanics... eeew...).