NOT Donkey Kong edit
Much as I'd like to be a big, fat, hairy ape, it sadly cannot be. You might be looking for Donkey Kong.
AM DK edit
I am, however, known as DK (among many other names).
Yes, this sucks. edit
I realise that my user page sucks. I only make the occasional edit, which means I probably don't need an account at all. It kind of helps if anyone is unfortunate enough to share an IP with me.
Is anyone reading this? edit
No? Good. Although that brings up an important question... why am I writing this?
My Most Favourite Flame War edit
Preserved here for anyone who cares. Which probably isn't me.