William Shakespeare Van Beethoven III | |
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_by_M%C3%A5rten_Eskil_Winge.jpg) Forging the universe since 13.7 billion BCE | |
| Other names | Zeus, Thor, Jehovah, Ra, Spaghedeity |
| Occupation(s) | Omnipresent Being, Ruler of the Cosmos, President of the United States of America |
| Years active | Eternity ∞ |
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William Shakespeare Van Beethoven III (Born nameless 13.7 Billion years ago) is the king of the gods, the ruler of Atlantis, and the god of the sky, internet and everything coffee flavored. In addition to his Indo-European inheritance, the classical "cloud-gatherer" Van Beethoven also derives certain iconographic traits from the cultures of the ancient Near East, such as the scepter. Van Beethoven is frequently depicted by most artists in the one pose: striking down heathens and goats (generally of the evil kind) and with his hammer (much resembling that of his alternate personality Thor).