The author of this page (fatally not coincidentally born International Day of the Book, 1983), is a human being of enormously unrealized potential and very little notability, who prefers to be sarcastic and hide from the world online and in Conkblock City. I exist. (Conkblock City? It's a state of mind.)


Ty Conklin is loved almost as much as Frau Bow.


If you want to leave me a message, do so after the sound of the User talk:ConkblockCity.




































That's the end of the show, folks. Nothing to see down here...






Just a lot of small text. Now gone.