Coby Sevdy


SEMI-RETIRED
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CONSIDERING RETIREMENT
Cobysev is strongly considering retirement, although nothing is set in stone...
Retired
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SSgt
Jacob Sevdy
The First
Coby
alt stuff
This is Coby
Born
Jacob

(1984-05-12) May 12, 1984 (age 40)
DisappearedJune 25, 2002 (aged 18)
Lackland AFB
StatusFound
DiedError: Death date (first date) must not be in the future
Home
Cause of deathGave up on the immortality gig
Body discoveredby his 29th wife
Resting placeIn the vastness of space
43°36′12″N 110°44′10″W / 43.60336°N 110.7362°W / 43.60336; -110.7362
MonumentsThe Awesome Character Monument
NationalityAmerican
Other namesCoby (again)
CitizenshipUnited States
EducationWell-educated
Alma materIn some important stuff
OccupationUnited States Air Force
Years activeAll his years
EmployerUS Gov't
OrganizationUSAF
AgentNope
Known forBeing splendiferous
Notable workHis Wikipedia page
StyleCharismatic
TelevisionDoesn't watch it
Height6 ft 0 in (183 cm)
TitleMr.
TermAlways
PredecessorSevdy Sr.
SuccessorJr.
Political partyUnaffiliated
MovementHe likes to move
OpponentIdiots
Board member ofbroken
Criminal chargeIt's not illegal until they catch me...
Criminal penalty1,000,000 kisses from pretty ladies
Criminal statusAt large
Spouse(s)The other Sevdy, female-type
PartnerSee above
ChildrenNone yet
ParentTwo of 'em
RelativesLots of 'em
Call signMiles
AwardsJoint Service Achievement Medal

Air Force Achievement Medal
Combat Readiness Medal
Air Force Good Conduct Medal (3)
National Defense Service Medal
Iraq Campaign Medal
Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal
Global War on Terrorism Service Medal

Korea Defense Service Medal
Websitewww.example.com
Signature
Did you really think this was my signature? Tsk...
Notes
I'm a bad, bad boy