KNEEGURU KNEE pronounced as in KNEE GURU as in the word guru.. Some one who is a master of something. One would use this term being sarcastic. To one my black freinds who calls me Negro.. I'd say I'm a kneeguru not some negro. I'll skewl you. This is like the type of nerd slang used on the internet. Using and mixing and matching words to come up with new words. Used in a sentenece.. "Man that kneeguru skewled his @ss." Instead of saying "Man that (slang for acceptable use of the N word to people who use it to talk to each other instead of insult) Of ofcourse we all know that you use a AH at the end of the N word instead of er when using it in a form that is not racist.