Chester G is an American Internet addict born on March 29, in the Lincoln Square/Ravenswood neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois. He currently resides in Nevada and "hates it [t]here."
Trivia edit
- Chester is not the real birth name of this user.
- Started such Wikipedia articles as the Van Wilder official motion picture soundtrack, band Hot Action Cop, actors Chris Marquette and Eddie Kaye Thomas, and the Adam Sandler comedy album Shhh...Don't Tell.
- His favorite comedians include Richard Pryor, Demetri Martin, Louis C.K., David Cross, Patrice ONeal, and Mitch Hedberg.
life edit
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
 | This user is a citizen of the United States of America. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| es-2 | Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is male. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is an Aries. |
 | This user was born in Illinois. |
 | This user lives in or hails from Chicago. |  |
 | This user lives in the U.S. State of Nevada. |
| I love NY | This user ♥ NY. |
 | This user's time zone is GMT-8. |
| Y | This user is a member of Generation Y. |
| BAMF | This user is one BAMF among many |
 | This user's favourite animal is the chimpanzee. |
 | This user loves the Spring. |
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This user prefers warm weather. |
| YA | This user is a young adult. |
 | This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet... |
 | This user believes that cats are NOT food. |
 | This user loves rainy days. |
other edit
 | This user uses Windows XP. |
| ≥5 | This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
 | This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell. |
 | This user still remembers these. |
 | This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database. |
 | This user uses Aol Mail as a primary e-mail service. |
 | This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is tapeleg247. |
| Y! | This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine. |
 | This user uses LimeWire. |
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This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user has his display resolution set to 1680×1050. |
| 5.1 | This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer. |
 | This user has a profile on MySpace. |
 | This user's TV service provider is Cox Cable. |
 | This user's mobile phone and data services provider is T-Mobile. |
 | This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection. |
| File:IPodiPod Touch.svg | This user owns a nice iPod Touch iPod |
 | This user enjoys films. |
| w:) | This user is a wiki markup enthusiast. |
| PC | This user listens to podcasts. |
background edit
.gif){kind=small} | This user is of multiple ancestries. |
 | This user is proud to be Puerto Rican |
 | This user is of Native American ancestry. |
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This user is of Irish ancestry. |
 | This user is of Danish ancestry. |
 | This user is of German ancestry. |
 | This user is of Mexican ancestry. |
| † | This user survived Catholic school! |
| ✝ | This user is a Christian. |
| This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. |  |
family edit
| sibs-0 | This user is an only child on their mother's side. |
 | This user has a girlfriend. |
 | This user has a pet dog. |
| PET CAT | This user has a pet cat. |  |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user is a guinea pig owner. |
behavior/traits edit
 | This user has black hair. |
| noc | This user is nocturnal. |
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
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This user has atypical depression. |
 | This user is a jokester or comedian. |
| ADHD | This user has ADHD. |
 | This user is homesick. |
 | This user is right-handed. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
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This user suffers from insomnia. |
 | This user is interested in fossils |
 | This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
| your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
| “,;:’ | This user is a punctuation stickler. |
| A, B and C | This user prefers not to use the serial comma. |
| ’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
| their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
hobbies edit
| This user is a NINJA! What Ninja? I don't see a... *SCHHING!* AAH! |
| porn | This user enjoys pornography. |
 | This user is a bicyclist. |
 | This user is a skater. |
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This user enjoys snowboarding. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user plays baseball. |
 | This user is a footballer. |
for/against edit
 | This user is a member of NORML. |
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This user is against the war on drugs. |
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This user is pro-cannabis. |
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This user supports equal rights for queer people. |
| Lib Dem |
This user supports the Liberal Democrats. |
 | This user thinks the global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated |
 | This user would like a stable Iraq. |
| | This user does not smoke. |
 | This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences. |
| PC | This user is pro-choice. |
 | This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.† | $ £ ¥ € |
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This user finds censorship offensive. |
 | This user wants Puerto Rico to either be a U.S. state or a sovereign country.† |  |
| CF | This user is childfree. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user respects women and rejects any violence against women. |  |
 | This user could use a little more cowbell. |
wiki edit
 | Wikipedia is not censored. |
| no ads | This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia. |
| This user will not post any more images, as they feel the image policy is unfair. |
 | This user believes that articles are useless without images. |
 | This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit. |
comedy edit
| I | This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy. |
| O | This user is a fan of Observational comedy. |
| Ph | This user is a fan of Physical comedy. |
| SU | This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy. |
| S | This user is a fan of surreal comedy. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Mitch Hedberg is the greatest comedian of all time. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Daniel Tosh. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Josh Sneed. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Greg Giraldo. |
| fan-1 | This user is a fan of the comedian Demetri Martin. |
food and drink edit
| C2H5OH-1 | This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it. |
 | Beer respects me. |
 | This user loves to eat pizza. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user prefers pepperoni pizza. |
 | This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc. |
 | This user eats at Burger King. |
 | This user eats cheese. |
 | This user eats popcorn. |
 | This user eats quesadillas. |
 | This user eats bananas. |
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This user eats candy corn. |
 | This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven. |
 | This user loves A&W Root Beer |
| Fanta | This user drinks Fanta Orange. |
 | This user drinks Jones Soda. |
games and stuff edit
| + | This user enjoys playing retro games. |  |
| H * R | This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously. |
| PS2 | This user plays games on the PlayStation 2. |
 | This user plays the Xbox 360. |
| X | This user plays the Xbox. |
 | This user plays the Halo series. |
| Tekken 5 | This user plays Tekken 5. |
 | This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube. |  |
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This user loves Sega video game systems and games. |
 | This user plays table football, or "foosball". |
 | This user plays games in the Super Mario series. |
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation. |
 | This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Mortal Kombat 3 is the best computer or video game ever made. |
 | This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
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This user hates it when cool images are deleted. |
LIVE | This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag ElDiablo de Chi. |
 | This user's gamerscore is 2465 and their completion percentage is optional%. |
music edit
 | This user is an audiophile. |
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This user likes most types of music. |
 | This user sings only in the shower. |
| 80s | This user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music. |
 | This user is a fan of David Bowie. |
 | This user enjoys ska. |
 | This user enjoys indie rock. |
 | This user enjoys electronic music. |
 | This user appreciates real punk music. |
 | This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.† |
 | This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † |  |
| HM/MC | This user fuckin hates the band HM/MC. |
| FoB | This user hates the band FoB. |
| P@tD | This user hates the band P@tD. |
| CS | This user hates the band CS. |
| CIWWAF | This user hates the band CIWWAF. |
| SP | This user hates the band SP. |
| tAO | This user hates the band tAO. |
| HH | This user hates the band HH. |
| slvstn | This user hates the band slvstn. |
| song-2 | This user likes the song "Cobrastyle" by Teddybears Sthlm. |
| song-2 | This user likes the song "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes. |
| song-2 | This user likes the song "Police Truck" by Dead Kennedys. |
| song-2 | This user likes the song "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist Sum 41. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist New Found Glory. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Almost. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Starting Line. |
| band-2 | This user listens to The Postal Service. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Assembly Now. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Los Campesinos!. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Mika. |
| band-2 | This user listens to The Hoosiers. |
| band-3 | This user likes Bloc Party. |
| band-2 | This user listens to System of a Down. |
| band-2 | This user listens to The Fratellis. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Bloodhound Gang. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Radiohead. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Rakes. |
| band-3 | This user likes We Are Scientists. |
| band-3 | This user likes Of Montreal. |
| band-3 | This user likes Architecture in Helsinki. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Cribs. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Subways. |
| band-3 | This user likes Queens of the Stone Age. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Strokes. |
| band-3 | This user likes Yourcodenameis:milo. |
| fan-3 | This user loves The Good, The Bad & the Queen. |
| fan-3 | This user loves Pete Yorn. |
| 311 | Don't you tread on this user, 'cause this user will knock you down. |
| am | Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor. |
| A7X | This user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold. |
| BB | This user loves the Beastie Boys. |
| No img till further notice, sry | This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo. |
| daft punk | This user likes to work it to Daft Punk. |
| FF | This user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand. |
| G | This user feels good. |
| GD | This user is an American Idiot. |
| KoL | This user is on call. |
 | This user doesn't look a thing like Jesus. |
| KoЯn | This user is Rotting in Vain. |
| LT | Hot topic is the way this user rhymes. |
| Maxïmo Park | This user is going missing for a while. |
| This user does not like Metallica. |
| TO | This user is a fan of The Offspring. |
| OK Go | This user listens to OK Go. |
| QOTSA | This user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age. |
| R | This user loves The Ramones. |
| SSPU | This user is waiting and fading and floating away |
| SD | This user is a Social Distortion fan. |
 | This user is hard to explain |
| Sublime | This user doesn't practice Santeria. |
 | This user has been down in the desert with nothing but a piece of paper. |
| | This user has told the story of the Joker and the Thief. |
| YYY | This user loves the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. |
| W | This user LOVES the band W. |
| E | This user owns a copy of Kaiser Chiefs's Employment. |
| GC | This user loves the old school Good Charlotte. |
| R | This user owns a copy of The Ramones' first album. |
film/TV and misc. edit
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie Public Enemies (film). |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie Inglorious Basterds. |
| b | This user supports Blu-ray. |
| AYB | This user knows that "all your base are belong to us." |
| Sin City | This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... |
| ATHF | This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. |
| Lynch | This user is a fan of David Lynch's films. |
| Mr. T | This user pities the fool! |
| 💀 | This user is a certified Punisher fan! |
| BDKS | This user is the stone that the builder refused... |
| her? | This user is a fan of Arrested Development. |
| Clerks | This user believes nothing can kill the Grimace. |
| Mr. Show |
This user remembers a time when people named Bob and David wore crazy outfits and brought us all to the verge of laughter. |
| Scrubs | This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name. |
 | Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
 | This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. | SVU |
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This user's got a case of the Mondays. |
 | This user has got red on him. |
 | This user always respects the Departed. |
| A Bug's Life | This user has seen A Bug's Life. |
| | Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. |  |
| S.O.A.P. | This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane. |
| ND | This user is pretty good with a bo staff. |
 | This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course. |
 | This user will fight in the shade. |
| TDR | This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to. |
| FC | This user does not talk about Fight Club. |
| 23 | This user sees the number 23 everywhere. |
| Clerks. | This user is not even supposed to be here today! |
 | This user supports the colorization of black and white movies. |
| Indies | This user is a huge fan of small films. |
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This user is in a glass case of emotion. |
| ALIEN | In space no one can hear this user scream. |
| K-PAXian | This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth. |
| TFMRS | What's crackin', little bitches? |
 | This user accepts the alias Pink. |
| PULP | This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. |
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| DD | They made this user do it. |
| WC | This user never leaves a fellow crasher behind. |