Chester G is an American Internet addict born on March 29, in the Lincoln Square/Ravenswood neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois. He currently resides in Nevada and "hates it [t]here."

Trivia

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life

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ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
 This user is male.
 This user is an Aries.
 This user is straight
but not narrow.
 
 This user was born in Illinois.
 This user lives in or hails from Chicago. 
 
I love NY This user NY.
 This user's time zone is GMT-8.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
BAMFThis user is one BAMF among many
 This user's favourite animal is the chimpanzee.
 This user loves the Spring.
  This user prefers warm weather.
YAThis user is a young adult.
 This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...
GreenThis user loves the color green.
 This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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 This user loves rainy days.














other

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 This user uses Windows XP.
≥5 This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.
  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.
 This user still remembers these.
 This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.
 This user uses Aol Mail as a primary e-mail service.
 This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is tapeleg247.
Y!This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
 This user uses LimeWire.
  This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
 This user has his display resolution set to 1680×1050.
5.1
This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.
 This user has a profile on MySpace.
 This user's TV service provider is Cox Cable.
 This user's mobile phone and data services provider is T-Mobile.
 This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection.
File:IPodiPod Touch.svg This user owns a nice iPod Touch iPod
 This user enjoys films.


<html>This user can write HTML.
w:)This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
PCThis user listens to podcasts.

smodcast


















background

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 This user is of multiple ancestries.
 This user is proud to be Puerto Rican
  This user is of Irish ancestry.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 This user is of Mexican ancestry.
This user survived Catholic school!
This user is a Christian.


This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. 
















family

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sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side.
 This user has a girlfriend.
 This user has a pet dog.
PET CATThis user has a pet cat. 
 This user is a guinea pig owner.













behavior/traits

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 This user has black hair.
noc This user is nocturnal.
  I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
 

This user has atypical depression.

 This user is a jokester or comedian.
ADHDThis user has ADHD.
 This user is homesick.
 This user is right-handed.
 
This user does not smoke.
  This user suffers from insomnia.
 This user is interested in
fossils
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!














hobbies

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This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
pornThis user enjoys pornography.
 This user is a bicyclist.
 This user is a skater.
  This user enjoys snowboarding.
 This user plays baseball.
 This user is a footballer.












for/against

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 This user is a member of NORML.
 This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
  This user is against the war on drugs.
  This user is pro-cannabis.
  This user supports equal rights for queer people.
Lib
Dem
This user
supports the
Liberal Democrats.
 This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated
 This user would like a stable Iraq.
 
This user does not smoke.
 This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences.
PC This user is pro-choice.
 This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.$ £
¥ €
  This user finds censorship offensive.
 This user wants Puerto Rico to either be a U.S. state
or a sovereign country.
 
CF This user is childfree.
 This user respects women and rejects any violence against women. 
 This user could use a little more cowbell.
















wiki

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 Wikipedia is not censored.
no
ads
This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.
This user will not post any more images, as they feel the image policy is unfair.
 This user believes that articles are useless without images.
 This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
















comedy

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IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.
OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy.
SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.
fan-3This user thinks that Mitch Hedberg is the greatest comedian of all time.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Daniel Tosh.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Josh Sneed.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Greg Giraldo.
fan-1This user is a fan of the comedian Demetri Martin.

food and drink

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C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.
 Beer respects me.
 This user loves to eat pizza.
 This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
 This user eats at Burger King.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user eats popcorn.
 This user eats quesadillas.
 This user eats bananas.
  This user eats candy corn.
 This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.
 This user would rather drink coffee than tea.
 This user loves A&W Root Beer
FantaThis user drinks Fanta Orange.
 This user drinks Jones Soda.














games and stuff

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+This user enjoys playing retro games.   
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
 This user plays the Xbox 360.
XThis user plays the Xbox.
 This user plays the Halo series.
Tekken 5This user plays Tekken 5.


 This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube. 
  This user loves Sega video game systems and games.
 This user plays table football, or "foosball".
 This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
 This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
fan-3 This user thinks that Mortal Kombat 3 is the best computer or video game ever made.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
  This user hates it when cool images are deleted.
LIVE
This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag ElDiablo de Chi.
 This user's gamerscore is 2465 and their completion percentage is optional%.


















music

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 This user is an audiophile.
  This user likes most types of music.
80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
 This user is a fan of David Bowie.
 This user enjoys ska.
 This user enjoys indie rock.
 This user enjoys electronic music.
 This user appreciates real punk music.
 This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.
 This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse.  
HM/MCThis user fuckin hates the band HM/MC.
FoBThis user hates the band FoB.
P@tDThis user hates the band P@tD.
CSThis user hates the band CS.
CIWWAFThis user hates the band CIWWAF.
SPThis user hates the band SP.
tAOThis user hates the band tAO.
HHThis user hates the band HH.
slvstnThis user hates the band slvstn.
song-2This user likes the song "Cobrastyle" by Teddybears Sthlm.
song-2This user likes the song "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes.
song-2This user likes the song "Police Truck" by Dead Kennedys.
song-2This user likes the song "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin.
fan-1This user can slightly tolerate the artist Sum 41.
fan-1This user can slightly tolerate the artist New Found Glory.
fan-1This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Almost.
fan-1This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Starting Line.
band-2This user listens to The Postal Service.
band-2This user listens to Assembly Now.
band-2This user listens to Los Campesinos!.
band-2This user listens to Mika.
band-2This user listens to The Hoosiers.
band-3This user likes Bloc Party.
band-2This user listens to System of a Down.
band-2This user listens to The Fratellis.
band-2This user listens to Bloodhound Gang.
band-2This user listens to Radiohead.
band-3This user likes The Rakes.
band-3This user likes We Are Scientists.
band-3This user likes Of Montreal.
band-3This user likes Architecture in Helsinki.
band-3This user likes The Cribs.
band-3This user likes The Subways.
band-3This user likes Queens of the Stone Age.
band-3This user likes The Strokes.
band-3This user likes Yourcodenameis:milo.
fan-3This user loves The Good, The Bad & the Queen.
fan-3This user loves Pete Yorn.
311Don't you tread on this user, 'cause this user will knock you down.
am Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.
A7XThis user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.
This user loves the
Beastie Boys.
No img till further notice, sryThis user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo.
daft punkThis user likes to work it to Daft Punk.
FFThis user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.
GThis user feels good.
GDThis user is an American Idiot.
KoLThis user is on call.
KoЯnThis user is Rotting in Vain.
LTHot topic is the way this user rhymes.
Maxïmo
Park
This user is going missing for a while.
MThis user does not like Metallica.
TOThis user is a fan of The Offspring.
OK
Go
This user listens to OK Go.
QOTSAThis user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.
R This user loves The Ramones.


SDThis user is a Social Distortion fan.
 This user is hard to explain
SublimeThis user doesn't practice Santeria.
The DThis is not the greatest user in the world; this is just a tribute.
YYYThis user loves the
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
WThis user LOVES the band W.
EThis user owns a copy of Kaiser Chiefs's Employment.
GC This user loves the old school Good Charlotte.
RThis user owns a copy of The Ramones' first album.















































film/TV and misc.

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Coming Soon!This user can't wait for the movie Public Enemies (film).
Coming Soon!This user can't wait for the movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
Coming Soon!This user can't wait for the movie Inglorious Basterds.
bThis user supports Blu-ray.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
LynchThis user is a fan of David Lynch's films.
Mr. T This user pities the fool!
💀 This user is a certified Punisher fan!
her?This user is a fan of Arrested Development.
ClerksThis user believes nothing can kill the Grimace.
Mr.
Show
This user remembers a time when people named Bob and David wore crazy outfits and brought us all to the verge of laughter.
Scrubs This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
 This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.SVU
  This user's got a case of the Mondays.
 This user always respects
the Departed.
A Bug's LifeThis user has seen A Bug's Life.
 Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. 
S.O.A.P.This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.
 This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.
TDR This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to.
FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.
 This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.
Indies This user is a huge fan of small films.
  This user is in a glass case of emotion.
ALIENIn space no one can hear this user scream.
K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
TFMRS What's crackin', little bitches?
 This user accepts the alias Pink.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
DDThey made this user do it.