You better be drinking the good stuff, not beer piss. -The preceding unsigned beer was left by User:Seicer-

Given to me for one of my better attempts at humor:

The Barnstar of Good Humor
For the funny comment about letting otters use my account, Ten Pound Hammer and his otters award you the Barnstar of Good Humor. Ten Pound Hammer(Broken clamshellsOtter chirps) 05:41, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Given for my work at the WQA (I was quite active Dec 2007 - Jan 2008):

The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
For being the Energizer bunny of WP:WQA, holding down the fort on your own when lesser editors need to take a break. Sarcasticidealist (talk) 22:45, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Given to me, probably accidentally, by a long term vandal, I'm keeping this one for the ironical value:

The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
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