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About me edit

I'm Chris Johnson, a business student and freelance web developer dabbling in PHP and Ruby on Rails. I mainly do content-managed sites for small to medium medical societies, although ericg and I are considering getting into business together.

I was born in Melbourne, Australia (pictured at the top of this page), although I currenly reside in Rochester, New York, USA. I'll be moving back to Australia with my fiancée in a year or two.

My personal website is http://ceejayoz.com/ - a brief perusal should make it fairly obvious that I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

Things I'm working on edit

Stuff I've started or contributed heavily towards edit

Handy templates edit

This is mainly a list for my personal use. I've found these templates handy for some of my more common tasks. A more comprehensive list of templates is here.

  • {{AfdAnons}} - for use in WP:AFD when anonymous users are linked and encouraged to vote to keep a page.

Weird articles edit

Wikipedia has some bizzare articles, which can be fun and scary at the same time.