Oh yeah, because I have nothing very good to say about myself, you're probably going to get pummeled by userboxes now. Lots of them. At some point in the future, I will organize this list. Maybe. Probably...

About Me edit

35YThis Wikipedian was born on 25 January 1989 and is 35 years, 3 months, and 5 days old.
  This user is an Aquarius.
This user is a Dragon.  
egoThis user is a deluded egomaniac.
 This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
 This user is a furry.
CNThis user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
S This user is a Slytherin.
  This user is of multiple ancestries.
Sibs This user is an only child.
noc This user is nocturnal.
  This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
  This user's favourite colour is purple.
  This user's favorite color is green.
 This user identifies as pansexual. 
 This user loves yiff, and is probably a furry.
pornThis user enjoys pornography.
 This user enjoys sex.
 This user has a girlfriend.
 This user wishes they had a boyfriend.
w/eThis user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable.

Fun Facts edit

 This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.
 This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
 
Grrr! Brains! Brains!
NinjaThis user is a NINJA!
 This user is a Pirate. Arrr!
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
...This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.
 This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
 This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user is an ageless immortal.
 This user reads webcomics.
8-Bit"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."

Anime Love edit

*_*This user loves manga.
FMAThis user is a dog of the military.
GITSThis user has a
Stand Alone Complex
This user is a Kage.
 This user is a Leaf Villager.
死神This user is a Soul Reaper.
PCThis user has a persocom.
 This user is a Space Cowboy.
デス
ノート
This user has a Death Note and writes in it constantly.
DThis user is a Digidestined.
FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.
犬夜叉This user is not afraid to use his Tessaiga.
ラブ
ひな
This user loves Hina.
L3This user is a loyal follower of Lupin III.
^_^This user is friends with Totoro.
ネギま!This user teaches magic English in Japan.
星方武侠This user is in search of The Galactic Leyline
 This user is a Pokémon fan.
らんま½This user likes Ranma Saotome.
SCThis user will take all you bitches on!
This user has been spirited away.
天地
無用!
This user doesn't need Tenchi, though admits is a fan.
TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.
 This user is searching for paradise.
幽★遊★白書This user is a Yusuke Urameshi Fan.