Just another loser on the Internet. Not much to say here.

Human
This user is first of all a human being.
This user is a citizen of the United States of America.
This user is proud to be a Tennessean born and raised!.
This user has visited the Dominican Republic.
This user has visited the United States District of Columbia.
This user is interested in Canada.
This user is interested in Australia.
This user is interested in the United Kingdom.
PiscesThis user is a Pisces.
This user is lazy.
This user is near-sighted.
This user has ASD.
♀This user is female.
This user is straight.
G This user's favorite color is green.
This user wants to own one or more cats.
W wThis user's favorite letter in the English alphabet is W.
This user has been on Wikipedia for 11 years, 10 months and 22 days.
This user uses a laptop.
This user would not never separate himself from his computer.
This user owns an iPhone.
This user is interested in cartoons.
This user is a fan of SpongeBob.
This user thinks Invader Zim is an awesome show. Do not question why!
fan-3This user thinks that Super Mario is the best computer or video game ever made.
This user owns a Nintendo DS.
This user enjoys playing Minecraft.
This user is old enough
to know better!
This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny.
This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
Bill Gates 1977This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.
This user absolutely detests small flies that attempt to enter ears.
CS! This user likes Comic Sans for some unexplained reason.


LeftThis user's favorite direction is left.
This user knows too much.
This user knows how to
Find x.
FoundX
DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!


This user collects coins.
This user is a fast typer.
This user destroys vandalism when they see it.
This user is strongly against online advertisements, especially intrusive ones.
Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.