vandalize this page?: You will be met with a block by an administrator. Remember: NO PERSONAL ATTACKS! For more info, see: WP:No personal attacks.
reply to a message that I placed on your talk page?: Please see the guidelines I placed on my talk page.
shower me with WikiLove or whack me with a trout?: Again, do it on my talk page. But hey, thanks for the WikiLove anyway! (Unless you are trying to shower me with WikiHate, in which, again, see no personal attacks)
remove something that I shouldn't have placed on my userpage?: Sorry for the inconvenience. I mean no trouble.
