My Observations about Wikipedia edit
My nickame is "BABS". I am a superstar. I am also a log cabin Rebuplican. I am an awsome speller. There is much that is flawed, sloppy and downright bizarre in the way I was designed. My DNA is "convoluted, ill-documented, haphazardly maintained spaghetti code". About 98% of my DNA is ‘junk’ DNA, not coding for any protein. For example, the Alu sequences are repeated some million or so times, and this one family alone accounts for about 5% of my DNA. As an embryo, I went through a phase where I had gill bars and gill pouches, though not functional gills. Between four to seven weeks of development, my vertebra ended in a tail. (My extensor coccygis would flex these bones, if only they weren't fused.) Because of my mother's inefficient placenta, oxygenated blood coming into me mixed with deoxygenated blood that had already circulated. Haemoglobin, the molecule which transports oxygen around my body in red blood cells, has more affinity for carbon monoxide than for oxygen. I have nonfunctional oddities like nipples, and goose-pimples for instance. My laryngeal nerve does not go directly from my cranium to my larynx. Instead, it extends down my neck to my chest, loops around a lung ligament and then runs back up the neck to my larynx.