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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

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Wikipedia

This user values third opinions and occasionally provides one.

This user overuses userboxes.

This user is a recent changes patroller with Twinkle!

vn-3This user page has been vandalized 3 times.

1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

USThis user uses American English.

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

LTIThis user embiggens Wikipedia with their cromulent editing!

Computer Programming

C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.

c++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.

Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

lisp-2This user is an intermediate Lisp programmer.

Perl-4This user is an expert Perl programmer.

re-3This user writes advanced regular expressions.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

xhtml-3This user is an advanced XHTML user.

xsltThis user is an XSL Transformations programmer.

Hobbies

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is an omnivore.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user writes games on their graphing calculator.

This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.

This user plays the Metroid series.

SC4This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user wishes the series had ended with Ocean's Eleven.

fan-3

This user thinks that Goodfellas is the best film ever made.

This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

Clerks.This user is not even supposed to be here today!

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

This user is a fan of Law & Order.L&O

AntsThis user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!