| Bloopityboop | |
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Scientific classification 
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| Domain: | Eukaryota |
| Kingdom: | Animalia |
| Phylum: | Chordata |
| Class: | Mammalia |
| Order: | Primates |
| Suborder: | Haplorhini |
| Infraorder: | Simiiformes |
| Family: | Hominidae |
| Subfamily: | Homininae |
| Tribe: | Hominini |
| Genus: | Homo |
| Species: | |
| Subspecies: | H. s. sapiens
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| Trinomial name | |
| Homo sapiens sapiens Linnaeus, 1758
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The Bloopityboop is a male Homo sapiens sapiens.
Description edit
Tall, considering its original locality. Also very thin. Basically a noodle. Otherwise typical of any specimen of H. s. sapiens from its particular locality.
Distribution edit
It occurs in Canada, but has historically ranged through Northeast China. There are also unconfirmed reports of it in Australia, Cuba, Jamaica, Mexico, and the Hawaiian Archipelago.
Diet edit
A generalist. An indiscriminate eater that will consume anything that remotely resembles food. Fortunately does not actually eat that much.
Reproduction edit
No.
Conservation edit
Although it has no natural predators, Bloopitybloop is currently threatened by the lack of a lock on the bathroom door.